Norm MacDonald Quotes
All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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To be honest, I am very worried about the possibility of the U.K. leaving the E.U. But of course, like in the case of Catalonia, we have to respect the right to decide of the British people on a relationship that part of the Brits consider is not satisfying enough.
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Being on 'The Vampire Diaries' feels almost like a game you play when you're a kid. When I was a kid, I used to have to take the garbage out at night on Wednesdays. I lived out in the country. I'd take the garbage out, and I used to pretend that I was the only person in the whole world, except for one other person, and he was looking for me.
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The Japanese version comes with a translation, but that's different from the lyrics, so people could look things up and find a translation of their own if they're interested.
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As happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me!
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From my experience and understanding, I believe money follows name and fame, while recognition calls for a huge amount of sacrifice. To get something, you have to lose something. That's the rule of life.
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If a topic hits me, I'll start going on it. But you can't force it.
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What I can tell you is that for Puerto Rico being such a small island, it has culturally impacted the entire world.
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I've always been a huge fan of Julia Roberts. Without her what would the world be like?
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Sometimes I worked with just a background of a rock or a tree or black velvet, and just had to imagine the whole thing.
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As an HR Manager, you don't have to build a top-down perks program. You decide how much you want to invest in your employees, and then you give your employees the control to build a custom perk package for themselves.
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I have no guitar technique.
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When you come out of the theatre and you don't even talk about that film or remember it, then it disappoints me.
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My hobbies are painting, crafts, and I like golfing.
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In the course of my stay there, I also showed how one could analyse the experimental kinetic curves for the reaction of haemoglobin with carbon dioxide or oxygen by simulations in the computer, and so fit the rate constants.
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Jason Rezaian, held for 544 days in Iran, was not a spy but rather a 'Washington Post' journalist whose work aimed to increase cultural understanding between Iran and the world.
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For me, being a writer was never a choice. I was born one. All through my childhood I wrote short stories and stuffed them in drawers. I wrote on everything. I didn't do my homework so I could write.
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SOLOSHOT is such a brilliant idea and an athlete's dream. It has given me the ability to film myself training without anyone's help - it's perfect because I can go to the beach, set up my SOLOSHOT, and not have to rely on anyone to stand there and film me from the beach for hours.
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The last job I applied for was to be a bus driver for the Chicago Transit Authority in 1957.
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I too searched far and wide for the cure to addiction, but my medical and psychiatric background did not lead me to the cure because the source of addiction does not lie here.
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When I was little, I went to a Jewish community day school for most of elementary school.
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My father was always so mingled with rage at his life.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
