Norm MacDonald Quotes

They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?

Norm MacDonald

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• Cerrone, he's a very good Muay Thai guy, very long.

  

  Rafael dos Anjos
  • Good
  • Long
  • Guy

• The way you create any outcome in your life is to hold the vision of your deepest desires. At the same time, though, you must honestly and accurately assess your current situation and how it relates to your greater vision. By doing this, you engage tension between what is and what can be. This tension is the primary creative force behind the manifestation of any outcome. It's as natural and powerful as the force of gravity.

  

  David Emerald Womeldorff
  • Desire
  • Powerful
  • Creative

• Religion often is misused for purely power-political goals, including war.

  

  Hans Kung
  • Power
  • War
  • Political

• I didn't have any Indigenous friends until I was in my 30s, and I'll always remember and be inspired by the remarkable friendship I had with Connie Bush, an outstanding Indigenous leader from Groot Eylandt on who was on the National Women's Advisory Council with me.

  

  Quentin Bryce
  • Women
  • Friends
  • Remember

• The less life in a person, the more he will try to live off your life.

  

  Vernon Howard
  • Life
  • Live

• Well-fed and liquored, I responded with ardour.

  

  Anthony Burgess

• If the planters carry politics into the fields they will find it bad business.

  

  Charles E. Merrill
  • Business
  • Bad

• Childhood knows unhappiness through men. In solitude, it can relax its aches. When the human world leaves him in peace, the child feels like the son of the cosmos.

  

  Gaston Bachelard
  • World
  • Men
  • Peace

• If everyone agreed to become vegetarian, leaving little or nothing for livestock, the present 1.4 billion hectares of arable land (3.5 billion acres) would support about 10 billion people.

  

  E. O. Wilson
  • People
  • Support
  • Present

• Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed.

  

  Erica Jong
  • Gossip
  • Oppressed

• I'd tell him, though. Soon. Soonish. Eventually.

  

  Kiersten White
  • Eventually

• ...I don't understand this gap you see between us, but can't you meet me somewhere in the middle?" "The middle of what?" "I don't know, the middle of tomorrow and forever, the middle of life and death, the middle of normal and paranormal. Where we've always been." I bit my lip, nodding against his forehead. "There's a place for us there, right?" "Always." He put his lips to mine, sealing our own little spot in the world. Together.

  

  Kiersten White
  • World
  • Together
  • Forever

• The moon is waxing. December moon. Cold Moon.

  

  Alexandra Sokoloff
  • Moon
  • December
  • Waxing

• Every day, I have to work and show the coach I work well and I deserve my place.

  

  Alexandre Lacazette
  • Work
  • Place
  • Deserve

• There is no evidence that terrorists use Mexico to cross into the United States. There have been comments to that regard, but not one of those statements has contained hard evidence.

  

  Enrique Pena Nieto

• Because in the end, and no matter how hard it is, acceptance helps people move on with the rest of their lives.

  

  Nicholas Sparks
  • People
  • Hard
  • Acceptance

• Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white wine. They think they aren't drunks because they only drink wine. Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.

  

  Bette Davis
  • Hate
  • Trust
  • Wine

• You are not an alcoholic or an addict. You are not incurably diseased. You have merely become dependent on substances or addictive behavior to cope with underlying conditions that you are now going to heal, at which time your dependency will cease completely and forever.

  

  Chris Prentiss
  • Behavior
  • Heal
  • Alcoholic

• I'd always wanted to be an idiot genius Soho alcoholic.

  

  Alex James Blur
  • Always
  • Genius
  • Idiot

• My self . . . is a dramatic ensemble. Here a prophetic ancestor makes his appearance. Here a brutal hero shouts. Here an alcoholic bon vivant argues with a learned professor. Here a lyric muse, chronically love-struck, raises her eyes to heaven. Her papa steps forward, uttering pedantic protests. Here the indulgent uncle intercedes. Here the aunt babbles gossip. Here the maid giggles lasciviously. And I look upon it all with amazement, the sharpened pen in my left hand.

  

  Paul Klee
  • Heaven
  • Hero
  • Professor

• They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?

  

  Norm MacDonald
  • Alcoholic