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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
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Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.
Mike Myers
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I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
Mike Myers -
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers -
It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"
Mike Myers -
You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
Mike Myers -
Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love.
Mike Myers -
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
Mike Myers
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
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The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
Mike Myers -
While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.
Mike Myers