Mike Tyson Quotes
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It took a lot of time to find my stride, and it was really humbling.
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Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
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I bob and weave em, hit em wit that Mayweather JAB.
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I told Khaled you the best but I'm the bestest. Better run for cover if your name is on my checklist.
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Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs
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I hear them mumblin, I hear the cacklin I got em scared, shook, panickin
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Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes.
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Mike Jack. Who's bad? Aint on my period, but I got a new pad.
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Now all my niggas gettin buck Overbite
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My father lead by fear. I did what my father said ‘cause I was scared of getting my ass beat. His voice rang so vividly in my head. That it was just…a fear.
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I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.'
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There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.
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Did you see The Never-Ending Story? That's one kick-ass dragon. It's basically a giant puppy dragon.
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If you don't have a flag sticking out of your ass, you must be a communist.
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People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch.
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Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of these windowless scary gambling-malls, drink yourself silly, lose your ass at roulette, and then go ogle showgirls with breast implants. Republicans do this now. Working-class folks do it in polyester stretch pants. It's normal.
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Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.
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Never sit a table when you can stand at the bar.
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I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.
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The gift we can offer others is so simple a thing as hope.
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I hope to leave behind a few poems it will be hard to get rid of.
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Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.
