Milton Berle Quotes
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
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What I'm concerned about is making sure that every single time somebody who grew up with us goes off to a different platform or a different device, we're going to be there with a Univision-branded product of some kind.
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The more we learn about life, the less plausible is any evolutionary theory that relies on blind, undirected, piece-by-piece change.
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I remember when I first came to Liverpool, Pepe Reina helped with everything, and he made it easy for me. When I was Atletico Madrid captain, I tried to help everyone. These are the basics in football: you need to create an atmosphere and try to create a group of friends. It's not easy, and it doesn't always happen, but you have to try.
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Take heed, then, often to come together to give thanks to God, and show forth His praise. For when you assemble frequently in the same place, the powers of Satan are destroyed, and the destruction at which he aims is prevented by the unity of your faith.
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I love action movies.
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Conflict is the beginning of consciousness.
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My job is to create myself a career that I can go to sleep satisfied with what I'm doing.
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The dilemma for early 21st century journalism is this: Who will pay for the news?
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Some anti-Americanism derives simply from our being a colossus that bestrides the earth. But much anti-Americanism derives from the role U.S. political, economic and military power has played in denying such freedoms to others.
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I try to come at fitness and nutrition from a perspective of gentleness and what will make me feel good afterwards. I try to stay out of the mindset of needing to fix myself. I do whatever seems fun to me.
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Private equity funds a substantial amount of new businesses and is the source of capital to rejuvenate failing businesses, which are major drivers of job growth in this economy.
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Women hold up half the sky.
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I start out with the assumption that a lawyer in a criminal case is going to be incompetent - substantially so. I find my assumption to be rarely wrong. Yet society starts out with the very opposite assumption.
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I believe you can never fail in life or love. You just produce results. It's up to you how you interpret those results.
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Apologize when you screw up and focus on other people, not on yourself.
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We learn the most from fools ... yet we pay them back with the worst ingratitude.
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This little bathtub smells like ass.24.
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It was easy to hate if he did not think, Simon discovered.
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I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.
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Information is power. But like all power, there are those who want to keep it for themselves.
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Do not be bullied out of your common sense by the specialist; two to one, he is a pedant.
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A ship is always referred to as 'she' because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder.
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My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
