Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Mitch Hedberg

• Sitting
• Gambling
• Blackjack

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• No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

  

  Ralph Nader
  • Should
  • Presidential
  • Vegas

• I'm not sitting around thinking of ideas for TV shows.

  

  Damon Lindelof
  • Thinking
  • Ideas
  • Sitting

• When you know you have 1,000 people sitting on the edge of their seats in silence because of a shift that just happened on stage, there is no better feeling.

  

  Kevin Spacey
  • People
  • Feeling
  • Feelings

• I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

  

  Donald Glover
  • Empty
  • Glasses
  • Sitting

• And I look at her sitting there and she looks across the river and we wait as the dawn fully arrives, each of us knowing. Each of us knowing the other.

  

  Patrick Ness
  • River
  • Wait
  • Sitting

• It all depends on which side of the desk you're sitting on.

  

  Len Wein
  • Side
  • Sitting
  • Desk

• When, you know, I'm busy and Nancy Pelosi is busy with our mop cleaning up somebody else's mess –- we don't want somebody sitting back saying, you're not holding the mop the right way. Why don't you grab a mop, why don't you help clean up. You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop. Grab a mop –- let's get to work.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Up
  • Work
  • Why

• The thing about online gambling is that it's never away, it's always accessible. And so, if you have an issue with gambling, it's designed to take advantage of that.

  

  Ben Affleck
  • Advantage
  • Online
  • Gambling

• Quality doesn't improve by sitting on things.

  

  Val Logsdon Fitch
  • Quality
  • Sitting

• A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

  

  Artie Lange
  • Christian
  • Drinking
  • Weekend

• Whatever happens is going to happen, whether you're sitting by the phone anxious and worried about it or not.

  

  Julia Roberts
  • Worried
  • Sitting
  • Phones

• I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Horse
  • Gun
  • Gambling

• It is a singular reaction, this sitting still and writing, writing, writing, or ruminating at length, which is much the same, really.

  

  Vladimir Nabokov
  • Writing
  • Sitting
  • Reactions

• I thought when I get to 70, I would be sitting on the ranch and doing less, and I'm doing more. I would say, with all things equal, five more years.

  

  Gary Player
  • Sitting
  • Ranch

• I would never have thought I was capable of sitting on the bench as the number two man. And it showed me that you can really achieve everything in life, even the unthinkable, as long as you're willing to work on yourself a little bit.

  

  Oliver Kahn
  • Capable
  • Sitting
  • Bench

• Yes, I can understand that a man might go to a gambling table when he sees that all that lies between him and death is his last crown.

  

  Honore de Balzac
  • Death
  • Lies
  • Understand

• It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

  

  Jim Morrison The Doors
  • Night
  • Drinking
  • Gambling

• I'm crazy enough to believe in taking chances in every way, in making choices and gambling with your life. That's the kind of gambling I believe in.

  

  Lauren Bacall
  • Crazy
  • Chances
  • Gambling

• With the development of the web everything is instantaneous. Everything is about how quick you can get it. So with online gambling you don't have to travel to Vegas, Atlantic City, or anywhere in the world to gamble.

  

  Brad Furman
  • Travel
  • Development
  • Gambling

• I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.

  

  Ian Botham
  • Remember
  • Age
  • Parents

• Ulysses was not comely, but he was eloquent, Yet he fired two goddesses of the sea with love.

  

  Soren Kierkegaard
  • Love
  • Comedy
  • Eloquent

• People talk about random acts of kindness, and that goes back to the measure of being gentlemanly again. It's about having consideration for others, and not expecting anything back. That's the difference.

  

  Simon Baker
  • People
  • Kindness
  • Gentleman

• Chilli ice cream doesn't taste bad. But I wouldn't eat it again.

  

  Boman Irani
  • Taste
  • Ice Cream

• I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

  

  Mitch Hedberg
  • Sitting
  • Gambling
  • Blackjack