Mitch Hedberg Quotes
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
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No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.
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I'm not sitting around thinking of ideas for TV shows.
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When you know you have 1,000 people sitting on the edge of their seats in silence because of a shift that just happened on stage, there is no better feeling.
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I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!
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And I look at her sitting there and she looks across the river and we wait as the dawn fully arrives, each of us knowing. Each of us knowing the other.
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It all depends on which side of the desk you're sitting on.
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When, you know, I'm busy and Nancy Pelosi is busy with our mop cleaning up somebody else's mess - we don't want somebody sitting back saying, you're not holding the mop the right way. Why don't you grab a mop, why don't you help clean up. You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop. Grab a mop - let's get to work.
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The thing about online gambling is that it's never away, it's always accessible. And so, if you have an issue with gambling, it's designed to take advantage of that.
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Quality doesn't improve by sitting on things.
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Whatever happens is going to happen, whether you're sitting by the phone anxious and worried about it or not.
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I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
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It is a singular reaction, this sitting still and writing, writing, writing, or ruminating at length, which is much the same, really.
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I thought when I get to 70, I would be sitting on the ranch and doing less, and I'm doing more. I would say, with all things equal, five more years.
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I would never have thought I was capable of sitting on the bench as the number two man. And it showed me that you can really achieve everything in life, even the unthinkable, as long as you're willing to work on yourself a little bit.
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Yes, I can understand that a man might go to a gambling table when he sees that all that lies between him and death is his last crown.
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
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We're gambling on our vision, and we would rather do that than make "me too" products. Let some other companies do that. For us, it's always the next dream.
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So many of the things I've predicted were technologies that were just sitting right in front of us.
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I love to work, and to make all kinds of work. But if I work on a fashion story then I work for somebody. If I work for me, for an art project, then I'm not that nervous. It doesn't matter when the photo is done. And if I work on a fashion shoot, then I have access to all these things that I can use later for my art - a still life here or there. I can do all of this while the model is changing.
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But when it really happens I'm very fascinated, I'm waiting for the moment, because the moment where life abandons you and death steps in, that moment must be fantastic, no?
Nastassja Kinski -
We drift down time, clutching at straws. But what good's a brick to a drowning man?
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We would love to be able to see the dress. We try to match the ribbon with that and make sure the flowers match. We know this is a special day.
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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
