Mitch Hedberg Quotes
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
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No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.
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I'm not sitting around thinking of ideas for TV shows.
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When you know you have 1,000 people sitting on the edge of their seats in silence because of a shift that just happened on stage, there is no better feeling.
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I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!
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And I look at her sitting there and she looks across the river and we wait as the dawn fully arrives, each of us knowing. Each of us knowing the other.
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It all depends on which side of the desk you're sitting on.
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When, you know, I'm busy and Nancy Pelosi is busy with our mop cleaning up somebody else's mess - we don't want somebody sitting back saying, you're not holding the mop the right way. Why don't you grab a mop, why don't you help clean up. You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop. Grab a mop - let's get to work.
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The thing about online gambling is that it's never away, it's always accessible. And so, if you have an issue with gambling, it's designed to take advantage of that.
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Quality doesn't improve by sitting on things.
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
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Whatever happens is going to happen, whether you're sitting by the phone anxious and worried about it or not.
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I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
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It is a singular reaction, this sitting still and writing, writing, writing, or ruminating at length, which is much the same, really.
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I thought when I get to 70, I would be sitting on the ranch and doing less, and I'm doing more. I would say, with all things equal, five more years.
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I would never have thought I was capable of sitting on the bench as the number two man. And it showed me that you can really achieve everything in life, even the unthinkable, as long as you're willing to work on yourself a little bit.
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Yes, I can understand that a man might go to a gambling table when he sees that all that lies between him and death is his last crown.
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
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I'm crazy enough to believe in taking chances in every way, in making choices and gambling with your life. That's the kind of gambling I believe in.
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If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
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Tree sitting is a last resort. When you see someone sitting in a tree trying to protect it, you know that every level of our society has failed.
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As I was sitting in my chair, I knew the bottom wasn't there, Nor legs nor back, but I just sat, Ignoring little things like that.
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We will go to every part of Tamil Nadu and tell the people that Hindi is coming and that it is like a thunder strike on the heads of Tamil and Dravidian people.... If Hindi were to become the official language of India, Hindi-speaking people will govern us. We will be treated like third rate citizens
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You can only get discipline in the mass by discipline in the individual.
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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
