Mitch Hedberg Quotes
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
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I want to be a real artist to consumers. I want to be the real thing for them.
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You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.
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Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention.
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Fortunately, the music from the first record really connected with people, and I was really proud of that.
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I arrive in New York on October 15, 1975. On my own, by the way.
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There is no reason to change this system. I don't think we'll abandon it. For us the most important thing is to be compact in the back. That's the kind of game we have to play here and it will be very difficult to beat us.
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I think that if writers are tempted to do other things, they ought to go do other things. They should not write if they don't feel like it. I say this as a competitor. I am not interested in encouraging people who are in competition with me.
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In the past, people worked together only when some great disaster threatened.
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I never think of access or good will. I just want a good interview. I want guests to be informative and entertaining. I've never been concerned about someone's liking me tomorrow.
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We can code wills, escrows, trusts, notaries, revokable charge backs, proof of contracts, intellectual property enforcement. What Wall Street does can be done in code by Bitcoin.
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I hate jealousy, I hate possessiveness. I'm nobody's possession.
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I contribute my best in my sport and I also have a ton of respect for myself and my family.
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As I read, I start to form clear ideas of the characters and allow myself to be a proper conduit for this author's voice so that you will feel you have been on a seductive audio journey.
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I actually want to do a theatrical adaptation of 'Hateful Eight' because I actually like the idea of other actors having a chance to play my characters and see what happens from that.
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The key to wealth is that it doesn't matter. Once you've had it, you don't think anything of it; you can wear cheap watches.
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Unfortunately, Bruce Rauner is more committed to playing politics than fighting for Illinois women and families.
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I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch.
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The stammer was a way of telling the world that he was not like others, a way of expressing his singularity.
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Fighting is about knowledge, knowledge is a very important part of it.
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Fishing is very meditative; you need to be able to give up control and cast out the line and then hope for the best, so in that way, it's quite like acting.
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Originality usually amounts only to plagiarizing something unfamiliar.
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Don’t get hung up on the female thing. The art is not about that.
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You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
