Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

Mitch Hedberg

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• When people who love the ocean come together, they can achieve extraordinary things.

  

  Frances Beinecke
  • People
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• I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.

  

  Zosia Mamet
  • Horse
  • Miss
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• What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?

  

  Larry Bird
  • World
  • Know
  • Better

• Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

  

  Andrew Vachss
  • Time
  • World
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• The full meaning of a language is never translatable into another. We may speak several languages but one of them always remains the one in which we live. In order completely to assimilate a language it would be necessary to make the world which it expresses one's own and one never does belong to two worlds at once.

  

  Maurice Merleau-Ponty
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• The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.

  

  Sandra Bernhard
  • Different
  • Night
  • Albums

• One of the bitterest ironies of life is that one truly appreciates a blessing only after having been deprived of it or imagining that.

  

  Abu Ammaar Yasir Qadhi
  • Blessing
  • Deprived
  • Appreciates

• People who can actually challenge me and push me and almost push me to breaking point and extract a performance out of me, I really enjoy that.

  

  Aditi Rao Hydari
  • People
  • Challenge
  • Push

• The happy sequence culminating in fellowship with God is penitence, pardon, and peace - the first we offer, the second we accept, and the third we inherit.

  

  Charles Brent
  • Firsts
  • Accepting
  • Offers

• If I keep coming back to a painting and there's a little something that bothers me, I know I'm not going to get away with it. I'm going to have to fix it, change it, whatever it is, to something that I'm comfortable with, that doesn't make me itch when I look at it.

  

  Mordicai Gerstein
  • Painting
  • Knows
  • Comfortable

• In other restaurants you'll see employees signing to each other, since we also hire many deaf men and women.

  

  Carl Karcher
  • Men
  • Women
  • Employees

• Purity or impurity depends on oneself, no one can purify another.

  

  Gautama Buddha
  • Depends
  • Purity

• The greatest possession is self-possession.

  

  Ethel Watts Mumford
  • Possession
  • Self-possession

• I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

  

  Mitch Hedberg
  • Coming
  • Exactly
  • Headlights