Mitch Hedberg Quotes
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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When people who love the ocean come together, they can achieve extraordinary things.
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I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
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What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?
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Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?
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The full meaning of a language is never translatable into another. We may speak several languages but one of them always remains the one in which we live. In order completely to assimilate a language it would be necessary to make the world which it expresses one's own and one never does belong to two worlds at once.
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The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.
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One of the bitterest ironies of life is that one truly appreciates a blessing only after having been deprived of it or imagining that.
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People who can actually challenge me and push me and almost push me to breaking point and extract a performance out of me, I really enjoy that.
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The happy sequence culminating in fellowship with God is penitence, pardon, and peace - the first we offer, the second we accept, and the third we inherit.
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The clothes at Style369 are fashionable - and have a great sense of fit for curvy girls.
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Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
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I love it when you have a lull in the day and you turn on the TV and a random movie is on that you either have never seen or haven't seen in years. Like "Coming to America" (1988) or "Misery" (1990) or "Moonstruck" (1987).
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They'd just clean it up. We could never cite them.
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You can't build a cathedral in a day. A look at the club's history tells you these things take time.
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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
