Mitch Hedberg Quotes
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.Mitch Hedberg
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When people who love the ocean come together, they can achieve extraordinary things.
Frances Beinecke -
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
Zosia Mamet -
What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?
Larry Bird -
Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?
Andrew Vachss -
The full meaning of a language is never translatable into another. We may speak several languages but one of them always remains the one in which we live. In order completely to assimilate a language it would be necessary to make the world which it expresses one's own and one never does belong to two worlds at once.
Maurice Merleau-Ponty -
The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.
Sandra Bernhard
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One of the bitterest ironies of life is that one truly appreciates a blessing only after having been deprived of it or imagining that.
Abu Ammaar Yasir Qadhi -
People who can actually challenge me and push me and almost push me to breaking point and extract a performance out of me, I really enjoy that.
Aditi Rao Hydari -
The happy sequence culminating in fellowship with God is penitence, pardon, and peace - the first we offer, the second we accept, and the third we inherit.
Charles Brent -
The point always is to be writing something - it leads to more writing.
Susanna Moore -
Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
Jim Gaffigan -
It takes a lot more than ability to run fast; it takes the ability to keep coming back and coming back.
Benji Durden
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I think it's important to see where compliments are coming from - if they're compliments about your inside, your heart, or if they're about your physicality or your personality.
Aly Michalka Aly & AJ -
There's a very different kind of psychology going on in the fashion scene than in art. When artists connect to a system because they want to make a living, it's their own choice. In fashion, designers don't have that choice.
Raf Simons -
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Mitch Hedberg