Mitch Hedberg Quotes
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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When people who love the ocean come together, they can achieve extraordinary things.
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I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
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What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?
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Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?
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The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.
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One of the bitterest ironies of life is that one truly appreciates a blessing only after having been deprived of it or imagining that.
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I normally shun the spotlight, but I don't mind being the platform.
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As for when to reform the yuan, there is no timetable yet.
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That one woman is capable of loving another is an historical truth; but never yet lived one who could not listen to her own praises at the expense of her adored friend.
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Confidence in oneself stems from the trust one has in knowledge.
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The buckyball, with sixty carbon atoms, is the most symmetrical form the carbon atom can take. Carbon in its nature has a genius for assembling into buckyballs. The perfect nanotube, that is, the nanotube that the carbon atom naturally wants to make and makes most often, is exactly large enough that one buckyball can roll right down the center.
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I have an affinity for the law. I like looking at the small type on contracts, and if I could have afforded law school, I probably would have gone.
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As a musician I'm about expressing what's inside, and I think everyone has a song in them that they need to get out, whatever their gig is.
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I miss my friends in London, and I really miss New York. But I also miss the stability of staying in one place and being able to just open a drawer if you've run out of sticky tape and chuck a new roll in the holder.
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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
