Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

Mitch Hedberg

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• I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

  

  Mitch Hedberg
  • Coming
  • Exactly
  • Headlights