Mitch Hedberg Quotes
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
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I lost 80 percent of my wealth and then gave away over half of the rest. So I'm a man of modest means now. But if you budget carefully and watch your expenditures, you can get by on a couple billion dollars.
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I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.
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I had written lyrics to a song called The Silent Extreme, which Alex later renamed Humans Being.
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The Japanese have a strong tendency to suppress their own feelings. That's the Japanese character. They kill their own emotions.
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Music is something I can't stop. Whether people are going to hear it or not, I'm still going to make music.
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There weren't really any visible men in my family when I was growing up, but of course there have been men in my life, wonderful men.
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For years Don Imus was just – boy, he was merciless in his criticism of me. Maybe it was justified, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt.
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As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.
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If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.
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I don't think you can ease yourself into theater. I just thrust myself into it.
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My job as an editor is to gently prod the attention of the audience to look at various parts of the frame. And that - I do that by manipulating how and where I cut and what succession of images I work with.
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It was the roughest day of my career, my final day of shooting on 'Breaking Bad,' knowing that I will never be able to kind of zip on that skin again.
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Blizzard was of the fine old school of butlers. His appearance suggested that for fifteen years he had not let a day pass without its pint of port. He radiated port and pop-eyed dignity. He had splay feet and three chins, and when he walked his curving waistcoat preceded him like the advance guard of some royal procession.
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It isn't often that Aunt Dahlia, lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them.
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No new horror can be more terrible than the daily torture of the commonplace.
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People are always talking about the old days. They say that the old movies were better, that the old actors were so great. But I don't think so. All I can say about the old days is that they have passed.
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One of the hazards of making a major discovery early in your career is the burden of expectation, not helped in my case by becoming a wife and mother soon afterwards. I'm sure some people think it was a flash in the pan.
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I'm always eager to work with people I admire, people who have experience, who've made mistakes and made great things. That's the greatest teaching I could ever get in developing my own career.
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If you desire something, you don't have it. It is more interesting than enjoyment, because enjoyment erases the mysteries and the vision of desire. Desire opens up possibilities but never achieves anything, whereas enjoyment is just the brutal achievement of something - and after that, it's done.
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They really crowded Shaq well and did not give him a good look in the lane. He struggled to find a position in the lane all night.
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Education is at the heart of achieving your dreams.
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I don't have any particular methodology, to tell you the truth. 'Silver Blue' took exactly the amount of time to write that it takes to sing it, and 'Prisoner in Disguise' took about a year and a half. So you just never know.
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God's truth judges created things out of love, and Satan's truth judges them out of envy and hatred.
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
