Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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Turning 18 is a big deal.
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It's very disincentivizing to have others take care of your needs.
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I got married quite early. And then I had a son. I had a family. And this may be hard to believe, but I am a complete family kinda girl.
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I don't think it's possible to touch people's imagination today by aesthetic means.
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I do not watch horror films. At all. I am not a horror film girl; I don't have the stomach for it. I've seen a few in my lifetime, like 'The Shining' or 'Carrie,' but I can't sleep for, like, a week after I see something like that.
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As a writer and a mom, I wish I could split into two or three different people so I could be with my kids all day, write all day, and go out and do the interviews all day. Multiplicity woman!
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I believe that if you have revolutionary potential, you must make the world a better place and use it.
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I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax their lives with forethought of grief... For a time I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.
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If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.
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Singing is my passion, my first love and the secret of my energy. Music to me is like finding my inner self, my soul. It gives me a great joy to see audiences enjoying with me. I have given my heart to singing. When I sing, I can feel romance in everything around me.
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I don't have children that I've lost in a bitter custody dispute. But I see an enormous wound in kids due to a lack of their dads.
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Conflict is the pursuit of truth.
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I have to go through auditions, and my surname has got me into rooms, but I'll never know if it gets me any jobs. There's a lot of sexism and objectification, and a lot of people put you down.
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Contemplate the marvel that is existence, and rejoice that you are able to do so.
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Choose your parents wisely.
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The decision-making process was very difficult: is this how I want my career to start, with playing Jodie Dallas on this show?
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Doing improv really got me started in my whole career.
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The most valuable thing that anyone will ever give you is their time. Not their money. Remember that.
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I think that anyone who likes writing views 'The New Yorker' as the, you know, pinnacle of the publishing world. If you get 50 words published in 'The New Yorker,' it's more important than 50 articles in other places. So, would I love to one day write for them? I guess. But that's not my sole ambition.
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I'm very thankful that I can make people happy just by signing my name.
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You are alive today, and no matter what your condition, make a mark here and now. Opportunity is at every moment, seizing it is pleasure.
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For the Amex, which has been casting around for a role for itself, microcaps fill a crucial void - a 'niche' that Amex officials feel has been neglected.
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You meet people and go, 'We're going to be friends forever!' then you get home and can't even remember their name.
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I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
