Alex Bogusky Quotes
We try to 'self-medicate' ourselves against boredom with mobile phones in any given moment of free time.
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When I was, like, 16, I went in to the head of Disney, and I hadn't taken acting class really at all, and I didn't know what I was doing, and it was really embarrassing. Of course, you think Disney wants over-the-top and funny, and I was just trying to be over-the-top and funny, and it just wasn't working, and that was the worst.
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New York is one of the greatest cities in the world. It is a fitting host to its many international visitors, who can come to witness first-hand what a vibrant multicultural democracy looks like.
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Weirdly, often the more I write, the more ideas I have.
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I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I do it all... Scrambled eggs... French toast... Pancakes... Breakfast is my thing.
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I propose a Constitutional Amendment providing that, if any public official, elected or appointed, at any level of government, is caught lying to any member of the public for any reason, the punishment shall be death by public hanging.
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When confronting most crises, whether historic or contemporary, aid agencies generally muddle along on a case-by-case basis. They weigh insufficient information, extrapolate somewhat blindly about long-term pros and cons, and reluctantly arrive at decisions meant to do the most good and the least harm.
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Culture is a little like dropping an Alka-Seltzer into a glass - you don't see it, but somehow it does something.
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What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.
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Thank God I have the seeing eye, that is to say, as I lie in bed I can walk step by step on the fells and rough land seeing every stone and flower and patch of bog and cotton pass where my old legs will never take me again.
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I'm always really curious about, you know, 'How do you deal with success psychologically?' and all this stuff.
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My voice and the styles and genres I sing all express my appreciation for what I hear.
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I remember doing a comedy show with Jim Carrey once, and he was out there with his foot behind his neck and rubbing his face with it.
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I love girl power.
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Until I carried my wife off to New Hampshire, she defined wilderness as the Bronx.
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Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
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Some girls cannot go to school because of the child labor and child trafficking.
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Remember the diner in 'Happy Days?' I do want to do a show like that. But an updated version.
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I love football.
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I don't think that any political party should claim Jesus as being a part of a political party.
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'Die Antwoord' just has a nice ring to it.
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I find it disturbing that the media keeps referring to my marriage, since I got divorced in 1979. But the media never wants to let me forget.
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There is no evidence that terrorists use Mexico to cross into the United States. There have been comments to that regard, but not one of those statements has contained hard evidence.
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Fvery time Anthony and I are supposed to fight, the lines come out, and it's like we're dead even. It's like people don't know what to make of a fight between Daniel Cormier and Anthony Johnson, when in reality, it should be very easy to know what to make of a fight between me and Anthony Johnson.
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We try to 'self-medicate' ourselves against boredom with mobile phones in any given moment of free time.
