Mo Williams Quotes
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I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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I love to walk through the streets of Jesus Maria and Pueblo Libre. The Spanish colonial buildings are in bright colors, two stories high, with these intricate wooden, windowed balconies.
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During the first 13 centuries after the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem, no one thought of setting up a creche to celebrate Christmas. The pre-eminent Christian holiday was Easter, not Christmas.
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.
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If the gentleman has ability, he is magnanimous, generous, tolerant, and straightforward, through which he opens the way to instruct others.
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I started out typing and filing and answering the phones for a little nine-person firm. And that nine-person firm gave me my chance to find my own way.
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I started gigging when I was about 16, and I was way too young to be in the clubs.
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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When we moved to L.A., I started going out for more commercials, and then one day they emailed me a movie script. The first thing I said was, 'No way. I love commercials.'
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If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
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Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
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It's quite complicated and sounds circular, but we've worked out a way of calculate a Web site's importance.
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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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I will say this: the central banks can actually support growth beyond a point. When there is no inflation, they can cut interest rates, and that is the way they support growth, but if you cut interest rate to the bone, there is nothing more to cut. It is very hard to support growth beyond that.
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'Vicky Donor' proved that the audience was waiting for well-scripted funny films.
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The only way to advertise is by not focusing on the product.
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If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh.
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Jealousy is the lifelong noose hanging about the neck of love.
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Poaching is a very complicated, multi-layered problem.
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I'll worry about the pass routes, young man. You try and hold onto the ball a little more frequently.
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The way he was playing, he probably could have scored on Jesus.
