Tom Lehrer Quotes
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

Quotes to Explore
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I am not saying we are categorizing Ellen White in the biblical context of a false prophet.
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I'm not a fan of soccer, for sure not.
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I just love a challenge, and always have, and will do anything to make it interesting. I'll try anything, really, as long as it's a challenge and you can have some fun doing it.
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Sitcoms are making a comeback, but you've got to have a little quirkiness in there now.
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Do I think Vince McMahon was looking at my matches in Japan going, 'We need him?' No. He wasn't. He's too busy. There's no way. But somebody may have been looking and going, 'All right, I like this guy. Let's give him a shot.'
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Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed for O.J.'s acquittal.
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We have now seen that there is no particle of evidence for the Egyptian origin of Tarot cards.
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Right now, there is no way that the federal government can prevent someone who's on the terror watch list from buying a gun - none.
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Humankind is an insignificant part of existence.
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Although our 'gentle air' cannot improve the way hate and envy look, it does seem not to encourage firmness and decision. All is compromise; caution and refinement are everywhere. Everything has to 'make a good impression' - whether or not it is any good: the impression is the main thing.
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In farm country, the plover has only two real enemies: the gully and the drainage ditch. Perhaps we shall one day find that these are our enemies, too.
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I think that if a writer doesn't use her voice, be it in her writing or online or in real life, then what is the point of having one?
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If I'm the president, I will call in all the different political opinions to come together and to make one front to the benefit of Mexico.
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I have never been a good dancer but am very passionate about it.
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False stories used to affect me initially. But now, I've come to understand that if false stories are created, they are also forgotten in the long run.
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Most architects think in drawings, or did think in drawings; today, they think on the computer monitor. I always tried to think three dimensionally. The interior eye of the brain should be not flat but three dimensional so that everything is an object in space. We are not living in a two-dimensional world.
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The people of Chicago are a proud people - and for good reason.
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I know girlfriends of mine who, when they were approaching pregnancy and starting a family, consistently went through a period right beforehand that was a last gasp kind of thing where they just wreak havoc. They fall apart, in a profound way, because there's some awareness that that's the last time they can do that for awhile.
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It occurred to me that there was no difference between men, in intelligence or race, so profound as the difference between the sick and the well.
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When my father died in my arms it had such a profound affect on me that at that very moment when my dad passed I realized that I needed to face my own fears.
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I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
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The future, wave or no wave, seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.
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Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.