Tom Lehrer Quotes
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
Quotes to Explore
-
My father was a civil servant in northern India where I was born. As a boy I saw the dire effects of poverty and illiteracy, especially on women and children. It often seemed that the only thing separating me from them was luck.
-
The kindest word to describe my performance in school was Sloth.
-
The three theater peeps I would love to dine with are Mel Brooks, because he is so funny; Stephen Sondheim, because he is a god-like genius; and Ethel Merman, to compare notes on fabulous belting.
-
Playing music is a beautiful thing. But listening to music is just as great.
-
You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you.
-
At the end of OK Computer we were playing big, big arenas and it wasn't right. You can do those things occasionally but at the time it didn't feel right.
-
Cotton Mather's publications in his own lifetime amounted to more than 400 titles, and his magnum opus, on which he labored most of his life, remains unpublished: a commentary on every verse of every book of the Bible. Anyone who leaves that kind of record behind issues an irresistible invitation to historians.
-
Not all offers I get are exciting and inspiring. I would rather sit at home and not work than jump into mediocrity for the sake of just moving ahead. If it's a good script, I would sacrifice my personal time and grab it.
-
I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
-
Men are irrelevant.
-
I'm a Wisconsin kid, so I like brats and burgers and stuff like that. Cheese curds.
-
I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.
-
But it's not just a game of finding literary references.
-
The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.
-
In 'Billy Madison,' I worked with Adam before anyone really knew he was Adam Sandler.
-
Steaming maintains some of the aubergine flesh's texture, which doesn't happen if you cook it in any other way.
-
When you return to your homes rise up to the height of a generation of men worthy of a free Government, and we will carry out the great work we have commenced. I return to you my sincere thanks, soldiers, for the honor you have done me this afternoon.
-
I lose faith and I lose ground, but then I see you and remember unconditional love.
-
Sending us Ebola bombs in the form of sweaty Glaswegians just isn't cricket.
-
Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!
-
The problem with working with a coach isn't that we don't know what to do. The real problem is that we don't want to change our mind.
-
Armed with these two formulas you can do any problem!
-
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
