Dan Castellaneta Quotes
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

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The good news is that parents are the leading influence on kids' decision not to drink alcohol.
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My grandfather started a school for the underprivileged in Chandigarh, and that is why we moved from Himachal to Chandigarh. It was a small school, where even I would teach while in school.
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Today's kids aren't taking up arms against their parents; they're too busy texting them.
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It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for bed.
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After Halle Berry does her films and Queen Latifah does her films, it's left to all the black, Latino and Asian actresses to fight over a couple of roles. I opted for some TV. There's just not a ton of work in film.
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Readers of novels often fall into the bad habit of being overly exacting about the characters' moral flaws. They apply to these fictional beings standards that no one they know in real life could possibly meet.
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For my own part, I had rather suffer any inconvenience from having to work occasionally in chambers and kitchen... than witness the subservience in which the menial class is held in Europe.
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The best reason why Monarchy is a strong government is, that it is an intelligible government. The mass of mankind understand it, and they hardly anywhere in the world understand any other.
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I've been working for many years and I think I've managed to work with some of the best people in the business, which has been rewarding and an apprenticeship.
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My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings.
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Everyone knows that metaphors are important, yet we have no idea why.
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If, however, economic ambitions are good servants, they are bad masters.
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I hate to sound this way but, 'Why me? Why me with dementia?'
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Do what you really want to do. That's why God put you on this earth.
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For kids, multitasking electronically is common. But they are totally focused. You can tell a good story, and they listen.
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There's not a day that I don't work on vocals, have vocal coaches, go to acting classes, read books.
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While I was at Cornell in engineering, I was an engineering co-op student, and that turned out to be very valuable because we'd go out every other term to work in industry and have that close association with industry.
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So then you have to say to yourself: Do I want to be rich, or do I want to do good work?
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I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes. I've been so bad on the upkeep, though.
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It's a pretty brutal process, having a baby.
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Oh yeah, that was the thing to do at that time. This was before the new wave of bebop started.
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We will seek friendship and goodwill with the nations of the world - but we do so with the understanding that it is the right of all nations to put their own interests first.
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Those folks out in the space suits are going to be getting beat up.
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?