Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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I don't even own a television. I don't watch network television.
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I've never considered myself to be a fashionista type of guy.
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For most of my career, I've played roles that were written for other actresses.
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I hadn't learned to read by third grade, which wasn't unusual for some kids. I knew something was wrong because I couldn't see or understand the words the way the other kids did. I wasn't the least bit bothered - until I was sent back to the second-grade classroom for reading help after school.
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At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.
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If I was to do anything besides acting, I would be a fireman or a beat cop. I'd do a regular job.
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Now I am not against widgets, those small third-party applications that people can put on their Web pages on social networks like Facebook and MySpace, in general.
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When anyone recognizes you on the street, they are always very nice and genuine and excited to meet you.
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I think, for the majority of my twenties, I was always so concerned with what I didn't have, or what I still wanted.
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I want babies. I think I'll be a great dad.
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Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but government consists of humans.
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When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
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If you took ISIS' oil, that would not stop them. It's not their only source of revenue. It would be a setback, but it would not stop them.
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Happiness is knowing and appreciating what you've got. I am very, very, very grateful for what, to me, is dead easy.
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I think every movie is its own little world, and a director certainly sets the tone.
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I believe that we haven't begun to understand the many forces that bind the physical world, any more than we understand our own minds and what they're capable of.
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Al Qaeda has overplayed their hand. What the al Qaeda do when they go into a town or village or a neighborhood inside a major city is they get a stranglehold on the people themselves. They force the men to wear beards and the women to be properly costumed and essentially completely covered up.
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When we started out in '64, um, I was playing Number One, which was a woman second in command of a star ship.
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I'm always just waiting for someone to cut me off; I'm a chatty guy.
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'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.
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Time, and Industry, produce everyday new knowledge.
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That is my priority, that my son is healthy and happy. I will do whatever I can to ensure that, and my husband is the exact same way.
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I think from my experience in war and life and science, it all has made me believe that we have one life on this planet. We have one chance to live it and to contribute to the future of society and the future of life. The only 'afterlife' is what other people remember of you.
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Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.
