Morrie Ryskind Quotes
Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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All of a sudden I'm an actor, and I spend a decade trying to fit in and realising that I didn't, really. Sometimes in the right circumstances, with the right people, it felt OK. But other times it was a bit more jobbing. I didn't fit the mould, somehow.
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I never was good at learning things. I did just enough work to pass. In my opinion it would have been wrong to do more than was just sufficient, so I worked as little as possible.
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The idea that happiness could have a share in beauty would be too much of a good thing.
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I'm trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader.
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I take the theater seriously in that I loathe it, I'm bored by it.
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My mom watches really obscure stuff on IFC. She's a real comedy fan. She knows everything that's going on.
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Who knows the minds of men and how they reason and what their methodology is? But I am not going to extrapolate from the General Conference backing out on my book and make it a personal issue.
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Marlon was so sensitive, you thought the poor guy just had a bad education.
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In the case of Marilyn and John Kennedy, I think they did affect change.
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I could meet dreadful people and end up seeing the world through their eyes, seeing their frailties, their needs.
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The ongoing dispute over the relocation of U.S. Marines on Okinawa should be quickly settled. This isn't just an issue for the U.S. and Japan. It has regional implications.
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I have this theory about science fiction movies in that, when the space race sort of died, a lot of people sort of lost hope.
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We are to have a tiny party here tonight. I hate tiny parties, they force one into constant exertion.
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I probably took more than anybody could survive. … I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear, GO!. … I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. … Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.
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It is striking how much more seriously we are likely to be taken after we have been dead a few centuries.
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I think Madonna might have a multiple personality.
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I'm still auditioning and doing other movie parts, but I really like the developing and the writing. You have more control over your destiny.
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Whenever I see a Frans Hals, I feel the desire to paint; but when I see a Rembrandt, I want to give it up.
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If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days.
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When your neighbour's house is on fire, you should help with a bucket of water.
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He said there is 80 of us, ready to come down and the next thing I knew is that Jo Brown dashed in and said your family has already moved and you have to move, the boat is ready to take you out. I didn't have time to ask, even ask a question.
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My whole life, I've guarded guys bigger than me.
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I'm happier than a pig eating bacon!' Count Olaf cried. 'I'm tickled pinker than a sun-burned Caucasian! I'm in higher spirits than a brand-new graveyard! I'm so happy-go-lucky that lucky and happy people are going to beat me with sticks out of pure, unbridled jealousy!
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Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
