Tommy Cooper Quotes
Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
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I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.
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If doctors just spent more time with their patients so they felt more reassured, that might help.
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
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Im attracted to things that are challenging and fun and interesting, and it certainly seems that audiences enjoy them as well.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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If they prescribe pain killers that may increase the possibility of death so long as their specific intention was not to end life." "Doctors should do everything they can to reduce pain, but not to administer drugs to end life, I think we go over a line then.
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Once you start messing with psychological well-being, we get more and more messed up.
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Some of my songs I don't do on tour because they don't work well live.
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Since things neither exist nor do not exist, are neither real nor unreal, are utterly beyond adopting and rejecting - one might as well burst out laughing.
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As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.
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I basically don't do that well with children, although my sister says I'm a great aunt.
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As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.
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Advice is like a doctor's pills; how easily he gives them! how reluctantly he takes them when his turn comes!
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Two of the most frustrated trades are dentists and photographers - dentists because they want to be doctors, and photographers because they want to be painters.
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The future belongs to the competent. It belongs to those who are very, very good at what they do. It does not belong to the well meaning.
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Well, subconsciously I suppose some things must stick but I'm not influenced consciously by them.
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On a film set everyone is very cool. Well, blase really.
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Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron. "Not today, Mr. Weasley." Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.
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If you're an American and you are, you know, subscribing to the ideals and the creed and the values that we believe in as a country, you know, then we don't have a religious test in this country.
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If one reads enough books one has a fighting chance. Or better, one's chances of survival increase with each book one reads.
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The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul. Share the botanical bliss of gardeners through the ages, who have cultivated philosophies to apply to their own - and our own - lives: Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are.
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I am dead against trying to keep religious conservatives out of the political debate. The tactic of exclusion is self-defeating.
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Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
