Tommy Cooper Quotes
Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
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I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.
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If doctors just spent more time with their patients so they felt more reassured, that might help.
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
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Im attracted to things that are challenging and fun and interesting, and it certainly seems that audiences enjoy them as well.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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If they prescribe pain killers that may increase the possibility of death so long as their specific intention was not to end life." "Doctors should do everything they can to reduce pain, but not to administer drugs to end life, I think we go over a line then.
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Once you start messing with psychological well-being, we get more and more messed up.
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Some of my songs I don't do on tour because they don't work well live.
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Since things neither exist nor do not exist, are neither real nor unreal, are utterly beyond adopting and rejecting - one might as well burst out laughing.
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As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.
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I basically don't do that well with children, although my sister says I'm a great aunt.
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As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.
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Advice is like a doctor's pills; how easily he gives them! how reluctantly he takes them when his turn comes!
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Two of the most frustrated trades are dentists and photographers - dentists because they want to be doctors, and photographers because they want to be painters.
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The future belongs to the competent. It belongs to those who are very, very good at what they do. It does not belong to the well meaning.
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Well, subconsciously I suppose some things must stick but I'm not influenced consciously by them.
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On a film set everyone is very cool. Well, blase really.
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Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron. "Not today, Mr. Weasley." Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.
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So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.
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As a playwright, you are a torturer of actors and of the audience as well. You inflict things on people.
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Philosophy has its bugbears, as well as superstition.
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Everyone in boxing probably makes out well except for the fighter. He's the only one that's on Skid Row most of the time; he's the only one that everybody just leaves when he loses his mind. He sometimes goes insane, he sometimes goes on the bottle, because it's an intensive pressure sport that allows people to just lose it.
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Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
