Tommy Cooper Quotes
Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
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I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.
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If doctors just spent more time with their patients so they felt more reassured, that might help.
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
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Im attracted to things that are challenging and fun and interesting, and it certainly seems that audiences enjoy them as well.
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If they prescribe pain killers that may increase the possibility of death so long as their specific intention was not to end life." "Doctors should do everything they can to reduce pain, but not to administer drugs to end life, I think we go over a line then.
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Once you start messing with psychological well-being, we get more and more messed up.
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Some of my songs I don't do on tour because they don't work well live.
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Since things neither exist nor do not exist, are neither real nor unreal, are utterly beyond adopting and rejecting - one might as well burst out laughing.
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As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.
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I basically don't do that well with children, although my sister says I'm a great aunt.
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As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.
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Advice is like a doctor's pills; how easily he gives them! how reluctantly he takes them when his turn comes!
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Two of the most frustrated trades are dentists and photographers - dentists because they want to be doctors, and photographers because they want to be painters.
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The future belongs to the competent. It belongs to those who are very, very good at what they do. It does not belong to the well meaning.
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Well, subconsciously I suppose some things must stick but I'm not influenced consciously by them.
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On a film set everyone is very cool. Well, blase really.
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Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron. "Not today, Mr. Weasley." Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.
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Since the 1950s (until the early 1990s), girls in Kabul and other cities attended schools. Half of university students were women, and women made up 40 percent of Afghanistan’s doctors, 70 percent of its teachers and 30 percent of its civil servants. A small number of women even held important political posts as members of Parliament and judges. Most women did not wear the burqa.
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I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!
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The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul. Share the botanical bliss of gardeners through the ages, who have cultivated philosophies to apply to their own - and our own - lives: Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are.
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To demand of strength that it should not express itself as strength, that it should not be a desire to overcome, a desire to throw down, a desire to become master, a thirst for enemies and resistances and triumphs, is just as absurd as to demand of weakness that it should express itself as strength.
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I'm fine. I don't feel any kind of pressure. I was just a little bit off with my command.
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Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
