Tommy Cooper Quotes

I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'

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• If you want to look at the state of humans, you should look at the state of animals first. People are choosing whether or not they can feed an animal and their family. And every shelter coast-to-coast is stuffed.

  

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• My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.

  

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• I try and find fun activities like mountain biking, hiking, or water sports for a workout rather than pushing weight in the gym.

  

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• In China, we don't know about the swimming pool game, but we know about Marco Polo.

  

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• If I could wave a magic wand, we would eliminate income tax; we would eliminate corporate tax. We would abolish the IRS, and we could replace all of it with one federal consumption tax.

  

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• Ninety percent of the members of the Academy of German Law were not members of the Party.

  

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• Race, redemption and healing - that's my thing.

  

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• You know for me when I promise something I want to deliver. If you don't, you have to disappear.

  

  Haile Gebrselassie
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• I would support immediate construction of the Keystone Pipeline.

  

  Rand Paul
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• My parents found what I was interested in and encouraged me. They didn't put me in front of a television and buy lots of toys, the way some American parents do.

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  • Way
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• In the web products and services world, you have a real-time interaction with your customers, and then a real-time editing of how you as a company are doing.

  

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• When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship.

  

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• For 'Hidalgo,' I just spent as much time around horses as I could, which made sense.

  

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• I have a close association with Gen. Petraeus... What you get in Dave Petraeus is a very unique officer, a combination of intelligence, extraordinary depth of knowledge and understanding.

  

  Jack Keane
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• To be honest, the core reason why I became an actor was that I didn't want to go to school. That's where it started. I hated opening my history books and my English books, but then, of course, you grow older. I went to film school in New York, and that's when you really realize that you have to grow up now. It's not child's play anymore.

  

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• When I come home, it's about my kid, who needs to eat, needs to do homework, and needs to get to basketball. I don't have a lot of time to think about me.

  

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• The public is even more pessimistic about the economy than even the most bearish economists are.

  

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• There are too many 50-year-olds dressing as 20-year-olds.

  

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• You can go out in a good movie and look bad as well.

  

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• Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.

  

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• That is the real spiritual awakening, when something emerges from within you that is deeper than who you thought you were. So, the person is still there, but one could almost say that something more powerful shines through the person.

  

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• My guru said that when he suffers, it brings him closer to God. I have found this, too.

  

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• ‘Here we go again,’ he thought. ‘Drink and reminiscence. Another day of wasted time. They’re right when they say we drink too much out here. And we slobber too much over ourselves....We’re all sorry for ourselves because we’re not big executives or artists or happily married men in a civilized temperate climate.’

  

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• I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'

  

  Tommy Cooper
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