Karl Pilkington Quotes
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With a first season, you never really know how viewers or the network are going to react to a show.
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One never can know the whys and the wherefores of one's passional changes.
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I would never write a memoir, because it would be too boring.
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I grew up playing on unprepared surfaces where your wicket depended on quickly adapting to the bounce. As a kid, I could never differentiate off-spin from leg-spin. All I looked to do was to try to hit the ball before it pitched.
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I'll never be like a Barbie girl, that's for sure.
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I've never had to explain 'Prometheus' to people, ever. Most people get it.
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Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair.
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To be honest, I have never thought about getting into direction.
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Downstairs in my house, I have a museum room. I keep all of my awards down there, and childhood photos, and even all the clothes I've worn on tour, in videos and on album covers.
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At times, our circumstances call for us to make critical choices to keep our covenants or to compromise them. Covenants should never be compromised, even when at the moment some circumstances might seem to justify it.
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I had dreams of winning Olivier Awards.
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The criteria, the only rule you should follow - the only rule - is to never touch a product or service unless, every time it is sold, part of the profit has to come back to you.
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The power to command has never meant the power to remain mysterious.
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I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.
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The omnipotence of evil has never resulted in anything but fruitless efforts. Our thoughts always escape from whoever tries to smother them.
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I never told my father I loved him before he died, and I have a lot of issues about that. They're all swimming around in my head, in my heart, unresolved, and in a way it felt fitting to dedicate the film to him.
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I didn't have children, but I never wanted children.
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In fact, you couldn't give me anything to make me go back to being a teenager. Never. No, I hated it.
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There was an austerely dignified award ceremony. By that I mean we had to buy our own drinks - in clear violation of the international journalists'code of truth, fairness and an open bar.
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You are never lost when you can see the temple.
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The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.
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My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
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When I was born here in Gulfport in 1966, my parents' interracial marriage was still illegal, and it was very hard to drive around town with my parents, to be out in public with my parents.
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I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.
