Karl Pilkington Quotes
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You can't get AIDS from a hug or a handshake or a meal with a friend.
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In times of need, God can come to you in a myriad of disguises.
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When you're making movies you've got to get obsessive.
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Stuffed vine leaves tend to burn and/or stick when you cook them. To avoid this, use a heavy based pan lined with a few layers of second-rate leaves.
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I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
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At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.
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If you tell me I can't eat something, I'll obsess over it and end up overeating!
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If you learn the craft, you can make a movie and get by with tricks.
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We're really going after truly creating sustainability of a disease-free state, creating a complete system for managing cancer patients for life, so that you can manage from onset of disease all the way through.
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Do not wish to be anything but what you are, and try to be that perfectly.
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The only thing that is real is the being in you that is going to die.
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For awhile after you quit Keats all other poetry seems to be only whistling or humming.
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Well, I must tell you I write the scripts very close to the bone. So I'm writing episode seven now and couldn't tell you what happens in episode eight.
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Womanhood is something you don't consider until it hits you.
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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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In fact, you couldn't give me anything to make me go back to being a teenager. Never. No, I hated it.
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I've experienced poverty and plenty, and there's a lesson to be learned when you're brought up in poverty.
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When a city says, 'If you're illegal, come here, we're not going to prosecute you,' the federal law should supersede the local mayor's edict.
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My looks have changed. I have laugh lines - not wrinkles.
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Oh! what waves of crime and bloodshed have swept like the waves of a deluge down the valley of the Rhine! War has laid his mailed hand on those desolate towers and ruthlessly torn down what time has spared, yet he could not mar the beauty of the shore, nor could Time himself hurl down the mountains that guard it.
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Ah, I don't do interviews, really.
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When the night falls, my lonely heart calls.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
