Karl Pilkington Quotes
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You can't get AIDS from a hug or a handshake or a meal with a friend.
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In times of need, God can come to you in a myriad of disguises.
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When you're making movies you've got to get obsessive.
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Stuffed vine leaves tend to burn and/or stick when you cook them. To avoid this, use a heavy based pan lined with a few layers of second-rate leaves.
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I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
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At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.
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If you tell me I can't eat something, I'll obsess over it and end up overeating!
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If you learn the craft, you can make a movie and get by with tricks.
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We're really going after truly creating sustainability of a disease-free state, creating a complete system for managing cancer patients for life, so that you can manage from onset of disease all the way through.
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Do not wish to be anything but what you are, and try to be that perfectly.
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The only thing that is real is the being in you that is going to die.
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For awhile after you quit Keats all other poetry seems to be only whistling or humming.
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Well, I must tell you I write the scripts very close to the bone. So I'm writing episode seven now and couldn't tell you what happens in episode eight.
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Womanhood is something you don't consider until it hits you.
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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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In fact, you couldn't give me anything to make me go back to being a teenager. Never. No, I hated it.
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I've experienced poverty and plenty, and there's a lesson to be learned when you're brought up in poverty.
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If something is personal to you, you are much more likely to act.
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I usually like to keep my hair and makeup routines pretty simple after I work out but always need a little bit of mascara to finish off the look. I just swipe some on and then am good to go for the rest of the day.
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Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.
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I've been told that N.Y. in the spring is pretty special.
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On occasion, a well-constructed drama can do what no reality or news program can do, what Shakespeare does brilliantly, is it can show both sides' opinions.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
