Karl Pilkington Quotes
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Even when I was making the first 'Paranormal Activity,' I didn't tell anyone I was making it, not my friends or neighbors or co-workers. I just kind of found that there was nothing to gain by announcing to the world that you're doing something.
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Education in the past has been too much inspiration and too little information.
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I honestly can't describe what goes on in my head when I'm out there. People who don't wrestle can't possibly understand it. When I'm in the ring, I don't feel any pain. I'm in another world out there.
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I would not be gotten into a schoolhouse until I was eight years old. Nor did I accomplish much after I started. I doubt if I had gone to school six months in all when my father died. I was fourteen at the time.
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If a Chinese student does not know Chinese learning, it's like a person without a surname, a horse without a bridle, a boat without a helm. The more Western learning he possesses, the more hateful of China he will become. Even if he becomes a capable man of vast learning, how can he be of any use to the state?
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Evolution happens in nature and in individuals. I want to participate actively in its happening within me.
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You gotta ask 'why' questions. 'Why did you do this?' A 'why' question you can't answer with one word.
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I don't think there's much a person could say about me. My gangster's never been on trial.
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I am often in contact with the hareidi public and politicians.
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I have been a judge for 15 years and I've made up my own mind during all that time.
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No Western government has ever played the long-term in terms of foreign policy.
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I have just three things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are your greatest treasures.
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You can go down the list of great artists and kind of understand that they are products of their environment. Whether it's U2 or Henry Rollins or myself or Johnny Lydon, they're gonna be products of their environment.
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Tradition does not mean that the living are dead, it means that the dead are living.
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Flexibility is crucial to my fitness. Incorporating a good warm-up and cool-down into every session decreases my chances of injury. I use both dynamic and static stretching in my training. I've starting doing a few yoga sessions which incorporates muscle strength and flexibility.
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There is but one man to whom I am willing to entrust their future and that man's name is George Bush.
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The moment in which you make somebody laugh, you're only doing it to make them laugh and be happy. Then afterward you can be like, 'Oh, I just want the attention. I feel so good that everybody's listening to me and I got the approval that I need.'
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Every leading lady I work with, I'll see if I can get a song out of them and put it on an album.
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The developments in the North were those loosely embraced in the term modernization and included urbanization, industrialization,and mechanization. While those changes went forward apace, the antebellum South changed comparatively little, clinging to its rural, agricultural, labor-intensive economy and its traditional folk culture.
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The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.
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Rather than spend millions getting film stars, I am quite happy to be brand ambassador myself.
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My children are my life. They're so spectacular.
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A corporation's primary goal is to make money. Government's primary role is to take a big chunk of that money and give it to others.
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Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do.
