Karl Pilkington Quotes

With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?

Karl Pilkington

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• With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?

  

  Karl Pilkington
  • Think
  • Growing
  • Evolution