Karl Pilkington Quotes
With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?
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Whatever life lesson I'm going through at any point in my life, projects just somehow magically appear that help me work through it.
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We are the only ones who really can care about the preservation Foreigners who come to excavate, maybe some of them care about preservation, but the majority care about discoveries.
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I'm a big advocate of revisions, of living with something for a month and then realizing what needs changing, what was lazy, what could be better.
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The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.
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I have two homes in Malibu, a home in Canada that I'm building, and I just love pouring my heart out into this part of my life.
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Being a public servant, this is a serious job, not like a boxer, you're entertaining people.
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Being spontaneous is a blessing.
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Poets lose half the praise they should have got, Could it be known what they discreetly blot.
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I don't want people to sit and process the song. I want them to just let them bathe over them.
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I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.
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Everyone teases me in the family that I spend far too long chatting. So I think I've still got to learn a little bit more and to pick up a few more tips, I suppose.
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Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as he does a cellar of wine.
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I don't think there's a perfect time to have kids. I think first you have to find the perfect person.
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I've earned all these years on my face. I don't want to be a liar if in five or 10 years I do get some Botox, but needles in the face scare me, so I don't really know if I am ever going to do that.
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I had decided that if I was going to be a singer, I had to earn it. I had to learn how to play an instrument.
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You know what black hatred women feel toward me as soon as they see me, until I return inside my shell, they use every possible weapon. As soon as a generous man tries to help me out, a woman is here to hold his arm and prevent him from acting.
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Vain hopes are like certain dreams of those who wake.
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The hardest thing about being an unpublished writer is that there's always that voice in your head that asks if you're really being a fool. You might just really stink and not know it. You have to have a lot of blind faith in the process. You have to like it so much that you're going to do it anyway.
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If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
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I'm Billy the Kid, the fastest draw. It's not arrogance. It's the truth.
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I've had some threaten not to give Communion to me, even though they don't know my position, just because I'm a Democrat. I've had cardinals refuse to shake my hand because I'm a Democrat.
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Speaking and singing were equally common in my house. I started songwriting about the time that I started forming sentences.
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The reason to deal with Social Security is that it is a system where we have a tradition and history of making sure it is solidly funded for 75 years. At the moment, we look out and we see it is solidly funded until 2037.
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With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?
