Rich Brian Quotes
My influences are a wide variety: from Dave Chappelle stand-up comedy specials on YouTube, to watching chick-flick comedy movies, to scrolling through stuff people say on the Internet.
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I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there.
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The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.
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It's very little trouble for me to accommodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time.
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The happy combination of fortuitous circumstances.
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We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the game.
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I've fallen in love in my life a few times. It's the most exciting part of being alive - that I've experienced, anyway.
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Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
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John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is not only the living who are killed in war.
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I'm sick of the tabloids' saying I obsess over guys. Why would you obsess over guys? They don't like it.
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I have always stood in awe of the camera. I recognize it for the instrument it is, part Stradivarius, part scalpel.
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We see God face to face every hour, and know the savor of Nature.
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I think that dwelling on other people's perception of you is the road to complete madness, unfortunately. I try and resist that.
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I was a crazy Pee-wee Herman fan when I was in my early teens. Before he had the kids' TV show, he had a nightclub show in L.A., and I had gotten a VHS copy of it. It was a kids' show, but onstage in a bar, so it's sort of poking fun at the kids' show. And I was obsessed with that, and then 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.'
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Pineapple reduces swelling.
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I'm always easily frightened and I hate being scared. I've never been able to go on the haunted house rides at carnivals of anything like that; my imagination just takes over!
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To speak well of a base man is much the same as speaking ill of a good man.
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'(In) Shanghai, if you want some pork soup, you just turn on the tap.'
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When I won my first Grand Slam in Australia, and we came back, I had much more confidence. I had much more belief in my game, about my improvement.
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I believe we're all in denial about the people we love.
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Our founders said that everybody mattered, everybody counted. But we all know that they didn't count everybody at the beginning. They did somehow have confidence that each generation of Americans would do a better job with it and would bring more and more people in from the margins and into the heart and soul of our democracy.
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I love relationships; they fascinate me.
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The bottom line is I'm writing to save the dead. I'm writing to save the people I have lost, some of whose bodies are still walking around.
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My influences are a wide variety: from Dave Chappelle stand-up comedy specials on YouTube, to watching chick-flick comedy movies, to scrolling through stuff people say on the Internet.
