Rich Brian Quotes
My influences are a wide variety: from Dave Chappelle stand-up comedy specials on YouTube, to watching chick-flick comedy movies, to scrolling through stuff people say on the Internet.
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I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there.
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The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.
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I believe God knew what he was doing when he put oil under our ground. It should be a means to an end.
Olusegun Obasanjo -
Everyone learns from their experiences.
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It's very little trouble for me to accommodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time.
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The happy combination of fortuitous circumstances.
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We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the game.
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I've fallen in love in my life a few times. It's the most exciting part of being alive - that I've experienced, anyway.
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Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
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John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is not only the living who are killed in war.
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I'm sick of the tabloids' saying I obsess over guys. Why would you obsess over guys? They don't like it.
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I have always stood in awe of the camera. I recognize it for the instrument it is, part Stradivarius, part scalpel.
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We see God face to face every hour, and know the savor of Nature.
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I think that dwelling on other people's perception of you is the road to complete madness, unfortunately. I try and resist that.
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I was a crazy Pee-wee Herman fan when I was in my early teens. Before he had the kids' TV show, he had a nightclub show in L.A., and I had gotten a VHS copy of it. It was a kids' show, but onstage in a bar, so it's sort of poking fun at the kids' show. And I was obsessed with that, and then 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.'
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Pineapple reduces swelling.
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I'm always easily frightened and I hate being scared. I've never been able to go on the haunted house rides at carnivals of anything like that; my imagination just takes over!
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Cruelty to animals is an enormous injustice; so is expecting those on the lowest rung of the economic ladder to do the dangerous, soul-numbing work of slaughtering sentient beings on our behalf.
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To speak well of a base man is much the same as speaking ill of a good man.
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'(In) Shanghai, if you want some pork soup, you just turn on the tap.'
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I have two older sisters; I'm the youngest.
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Cutting back on calories is not the answer to successful weight loss and successful health... you have to increase the quality of what you eat, not just reduce the quantity.
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All I needed was the courage to be me. That courage took a lifetime to develop.
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My influences are a wide variety: from Dave Chappelle stand-up comedy specials on YouTube, to watching chick-flick comedy movies, to scrolling through stuff people say on the Internet.
