Avinash Kaushik Quotes
Social media is like teen sex. Everybody wants to do it. Nobody knows how. When it’s finally done, there is surprise it’s not better.

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Berlusconi is a genius in communication. Otherwise, he would never have become so rich.
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I'm entirely self-taught, which I think is both a blessing and a curse.
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As of 2002, two million Latino adults had been diagnosed with diabetes.
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I really woke up one morning and said, you know, 'I haven't seen a good film about the American Revolution. And all the ones I have seen haven't been successful, but I'm going to make a successful one.' Well, I wasn't able to do that.
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I don't care what size you are or how old you are - once you see the results brought to you by regular exercise, you'll wonder how you survived without it.
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I work very hard at my game.
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I love Costco.
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We must not discriminate between things. Where things are concerned there are no class distinctions. We must pick out what is good for us where we can find it.
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If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.
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I've always, in some way, incorporated sampling into my work.
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I find doing speeches nerve wrecking.
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I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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There will be gay couples; it will exist. It is not very nice that people who are married - who divorce in three seconds - don't want protection for the others. The legal system should protect everyone, not just the few people who think they are above everybody else because they are married.
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The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia.
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When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always get worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better.
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I put a Phrygian cap on the old dictionary.
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All chefs are like Jewish mothers. They want to feed you and feed you and impress you. It's an eagerness to please.
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99.5 percent of the people that walk around and say they are a social media expert or guru are clowns. We are going to live through a devastating social media bubble.
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Congress is supposed to fund the IRS, and it has been steadily reducing the number of auditors and tax collectors the IRS has at the very time that the tax system has become vastly more complicated. And of course America continues to grow, so there's an increasing number of tax returns coming in. The IRS responds by doing exactly what Congress expects of them. That shouldn't surprise anyone. All bureaucracies do what they are told.
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The Bible's truth does not depend in any way on whether or not a person believes the truth.
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It's not my job to look good. It's my job to make other people look good.
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Social media is like teen sex. Everybody wants to do it. Nobody knows how. When it’s finally done, there is surprise it’s not better.