Avinash Kaushik Quotes
Social media is like teen sex. Everybody wants to do it. Nobody knows how. When it’s finally done, there is surprise it’s not better.

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I'm entirely self-taught, which I think is both a blessing and a curse.
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As of 2002, two million Latino adults had been diagnosed with diabetes.
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I really woke up one morning and said, you know, 'I haven't seen a good film about the American Revolution. And all the ones I have seen haven't been successful, but I'm going to make a successful one.' Well, I wasn't able to do that.
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I don't care what size you are or how old you are - once you see the results brought to you by regular exercise, you'll wonder how you survived without it.
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I work very hard at my game.
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I love Costco.
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If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.
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I've always, in some way, incorporated sampling into my work.
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I find doing speeches nerve wrecking.
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I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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There will be gay couples; it will exist. It is not very nice that people who are married - who divorce in three seconds - don't want protection for the others. The legal system should protect everyone, not just the few people who think they are above everybody else because they are married.
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The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia.
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When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always get worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better.
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I put a Phrygian cap on the old dictionary.
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All chefs are like Jewish mothers. They want to feed you and feed you and impress you. It's an eagerness to please.
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I love a film where I get squished by two dumpsters or I fly through the air.
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I feel a great responsibility playing a historical figure because whether they were good or bad, I feel like the person deserves a fair shake. It's like being the executor of their estate in some ways.
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He who's down one day can be up the next, unless he really wants to stay in bed, that is.
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One of the great responsibilities we have as a society is to educate ourselves, along with the next generation, about which substances are worth ingesting, and for what purpose, and which are not.
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I believe in freedom for everyone, not just the black man.
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Social media is like teen sex. Everybody wants to do it. Nobody knows how. When it’s finally done, there is surprise it’s not better.