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A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
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I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
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If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
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I never said half the things I said.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
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I didn't know much about golf growing up.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
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It's like deja-vu, all over again.