Carlos Mencia (Ned Arnel Mencia) Quotes
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.
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Consumption is still going up on Alibaba. This is because when the economy goes down people look online to Alibaba to buy cheaper things.
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God made them as stubble to our swords.
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Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
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It's just different in the music world. You come more with an entourage.
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If there was a way to discourage trash constitutionally, I would sure as heck take a hard look at it. I don't think there is. So I don't think there's a choice here.
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A democratically elected congressman of the United States of America should not be talking of an ethnic divide in Afghanistan, should not be interfering in Afghanistan's internal affairs.
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Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.
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You know, I love America. It's such a positive country.
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My first job in Brazil was actually to develop a way to improve the readability of billboards, and based on speed, angle of approach and actually blocks of text. It was very - actually, it was a very good study, and got me a job in an ad agency. And they also decided that I had to - to give me a very ugly Plexiglas trophy for it.
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I am an inventor of music.
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A language presupposes that all the individual users possess the organs.
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I need to have better knife skills... for vegetables.
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There's no glory and no respect in making fun of the weak, the powerless.
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General Advice: Never break a promise, but re-negotiate them if need be. If you haven’t got time to do it right, you don’t have time to do it wrong. Recognize that most things are pass/fail. Feedback loops: ask in confidence.
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I'm the Vampire Lestat. Remember me? The vampire who became a super rock star, the one who wrote the autobiography? The one with the blond hair and the blue eyes, and the insatiable desire for visibility and fame? You remember. first line
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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
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...this our world, which is so real, with all its suns and milky ways is-nothing.
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It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass away.
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When you go to Africa, and you see children, they're usually barefoot, dirty and in rags, and they'd love to go to school.
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[To the bishop who suggested the widowed queen now consider herself 'as married to Christ':] That's what I call twaddle!
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I try and direct environmentally, so that people don't feel like everything is going to depend on what happens when someone says, 'action,' so that they can literally be swimming in the warm water, and at some point the race begins, and at some point the race ends, but it is about being free to swim.
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Water is good, but if you have too much, you drown. So is water bad, or is it good? It's both.
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Being a fish out of water is tough, but that's how you evolve.
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I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.
