Carlos Mencia (Ned Arnel Mencia) Quotes
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

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Consumption is still going up on Alibaba. This is because when the economy goes down people look online to Alibaba to buy cheaper things.
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God made them as stubble to our swords.
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Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
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It's just different in the music world. You come more with an entourage.
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If there was a way to discourage trash constitutionally, I would sure as heck take a hard look at it. I don't think there is. So I don't think there's a choice here.
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A democratically elected congressman of the United States of America should not be talking of an ethnic divide in Afghanistan, should not be interfering in Afghanistan's internal affairs.
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Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.
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You know, I love America. It's such a positive country.
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My first job in Brazil was actually to develop a way to improve the readability of billboards, and based on speed, angle of approach and actually blocks of text. It was very - actually, it was a very good study, and got me a job in an ad agency. And they also decided that I had to - to give me a very ugly Plexiglas trophy for it.
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I am an inventor of music.
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A language presupposes that all the individual users possess the organs.
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I need to have better knife skills... for vegetables.
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There's no glory and no respect in making fun of the weak, the powerless.
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General Advice: Never break a promise, but re-negotiate them if need be. If you haven’t got time to do it right, you don’t have time to do it wrong. Recognize that most things are pass/fail. Feedback loops: ask in confidence.
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I'm the Vampire Lestat. Remember me? The vampire who became a super rock star, the one who wrote the autobiography? The one with the blond hair and the blue eyes, and the insatiable desire for visibility and fame? You remember. first line
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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
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...this our world, which is so real, with all its suns and milky ways is-nothing.
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It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass away.
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I want to share knowledge about things I've learned over the years with a younger generation that is seeking the truth.
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A man prone to suspect evil is mostly looking in his neighbor for what he sees in himself.
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It's a perfectly human instinct to want to be near water.
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My apartment complex has a pool. I love it out here. The mountains are beautiful. It's totally different from the place I used to live. I like the heat - the only thing I would change is have the ocean, or a big body of water close by.
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I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.