Carlos Mencia (Ned Arnel Mencia) Quotes
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

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Consumption is still going up on Alibaba. This is because when the economy goes down people look online to Alibaba to buy cheaper things.
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God made them as stubble to our swords.
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Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
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It's just different in the music world. You come more with an entourage.
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If there was a way to discourage trash constitutionally, I would sure as heck take a hard look at it. I don't think there is. So I don't think there's a choice here.
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A democratically elected congressman of the United States of America should not be talking of an ethnic divide in Afghanistan, should not be interfering in Afghanistan's internal affairs.
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Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.
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You know, I love America. It's such a positive country.
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I am an inventor of music.
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A language presupposes that all the individual users possess the organs.
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I need to have better knife skills... for vegetables.
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There's no glory and no respect in making fun of the weak, the powerless.
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General Advice: Never break a promise, but re-negotiate them if need be. If you haven’t got time to do it right, you don’t have time to do it wrong. Recognize that most things are pass/fail. Feedback loops: ask in confidence.
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I'm the Vampire Lestat. Remember me? The vampire who became a super rock star, the one who wrote the autobiography? The one with the blond hair and the blue eyes, and the insatiable desire for visibility and fame? You remember. first line
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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
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...this our world, which is so real, with all its suns and milky ways is-nothing.
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It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass away.
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I want to share knowledge about things I've learned over the years with a younger generation that is seeking the truth.
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When I was in pre-production for Trees Lounge, I was hearing the cinematographer talking with the production designer about colours and this and that and feeling like I was losing control.
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I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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Water is good, but if you have too much, you drown. So is water bad, or is it good? It's both.
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Venus has a runaway greenhouse effect. I kind of want to know what happened there because we're twirling knobs here on Earth without knowing the consequences of it. Mars once had running water. It's bone dry today. Something bad happened there as well.
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I try desperately to never drink bottled water.
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I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.