Carlos Mencia (Ned Arnel Mencia) Quotes
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.Carlos Mencia
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Warhol's images made sense to me, although I knew nothing at the time of his background in commercial art. To be honest, I didn't think about him a hell of a lot.
Barbara Kruger -
I come from a long line of people that write. My folks ran a weekly newspaper.
Sam Wyly -
Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that.
Karl Lagerfeld -
I think part of that is to create an environment where it's like real life, where you don't really know what's going to happen to you in a certain scene.
Radha Mitchell -
People tell you everything changes when you have a kid, but what nobody says is you don't mind.
Rachel Zoe -
I met Will Smith twice. I didn't talk to him for too long but I was trying to let him know that my age group grew up watching him - he was the coolest guy on television and the coolest guy in movies.
J. Cole
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I'd be resentful if shareholders who don't know the business tried to tell me what to do.
S. Truett Cathy -
There are a lot of famous comedians from Liverpool, then obviously the Beatles, and the football club. That's what people in Liverpool are passionate about.
Ian Rush -
Every time Paul and Gene use my makeup, they have to pay me a royalty check. I think they changed the makeup so they didn't have to pay me.
Ace Frehley Kiss -
I'm always inspired when there's a robustness to the material in front of me.
Pat Metheny -
A poem is good if it contains a new analogy and startles the reader out of the habit of treating words as counters.
T. E. Hulme -
I have often been called a political opportunist simply because I've had friendships with those from varied spheres of the political scenario. It's risky to even have hi and hello relations now with persons from a particular domain. But I think it has got more to do with that spectrum than it has to do with the people in it.
Amitabh Bachchan
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Laughter is carbonated holiness.
Anne Lamott -
The story of your youth must not turn into a catalog of what became important in your later life. It must also contain the dissipation, the failure, and the waste.
Elias Canetti -
Hi and Merry Christmas. I’m honored to have a chance to speak with you and your family this year. Recently we learned that our governments, working in concert, have created a system of worldwide system of mass surveillance watching everything we do. Great Britain’s George Orwell warned us of the danger of this kind of information.
Edward Snowden -
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
Billy Crystal -
No greater injury can be done to any youth than to let him feel that because he belongs to this or that race he will be advanced in life regardless of his own merits or efforts.
Booker T. Washington -
Every music journalist I've ever met has been stunningly beautiful.
Fred Armisen
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My talent as a footballer was medium. But I had heart, a will to win, to work to overcome my limitations.
Antonio Conte -
They afterwards took me to a dancing saloon where I saw the only rational method of art criticism I have ever come across. Over the piano was printed a notice- 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.'
Oscar Wilde -
The process of writing and creating and answering that very unique call inside yourself has nothing to do with agents and sales and all that stuff.
Elizabeth Berg -
We all do stupid things.
Laura Schlessinger -
Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations.
George Herbert Mead -
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
Carlos Mencia