Rita Rudner Quotes
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I realized that women's liberation is men's liberation, too.
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So, two cheers for Democracy: one because it admits variety and two because it permits criticism.
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Searches of al Qaeda sites in Afghanistan, undertaken since American-backed forces took control there, are not known to have turned up a significant cache of nuclear materials.
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More than 820 million people in the world suffer from hunger; and 790 million of them live in the Third World.
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And a third thing is the understanding of the Church as a community, a communion which is just a hierarchy but the people of God, whose servants are the priests and bishops.
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People - and dogs - are dying to be trained.
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You can lead a horse to water and you can even make it drink, but you can't make actresses wear what they don't want to wear.
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A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
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Educate yourself: Read up on current events and books.
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A lot of times, people are ashamed of feeling weak and being rejected - so it's liberating to be able to sing about those things. And it's amazing when other people don't feel alone because they hear it.
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It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked.
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Music is an extremely powerful force if used properly to uplift people. I believe music should be uplifting and not downgrading... it's a very, very powerful tool.
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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I have a deep compassion for the idea that it's okay to be myself. The idea that anything 'other' is bad and wrong and broken is so wildly off base.
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I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its heels on the way to decision.
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The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved.
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On the molecular scale, you find it's reasonable to have a machine that does a million steps per second, a mechanical system that works at computer speeds.
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Gun violence in the U.S. is an epidemic.
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I think that money has changed my sport.
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I don't always think it's necessary for somebody to be nice all the time.
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Can one be a follower of Jesus Christ... and have countries attacked. The lives, reputations and possessions of people destroyed and on the slight chance of the presence of a few criminals in a village, city, or convoy for example, the entire village, city or convoy set ablaze.
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Our abode in this world is transitory, our life therein is but a loan, our breaths are numbered and our indolence is manifest.
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My family lives a pretty normal life.
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I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.