Elwood G. Norris (Woody Norris) Quotes
I spent much of my life dying for somebody to help me even file for a patent or make a prototype. I understand that.

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I can enjoy anywhere, and I can leave it. Life is about moving on.
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What you need to do is get that tape measure out, and start measuring that gut. Then you start working out and you start eating properly till that gut gets down close to it was when you were in your 20's. Then you'll find out what your weight should be.
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The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice.
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When I read, I take notes and underline things. So reading is a vigorous process for me, but I read in bed. My poor husband is trying to go to sleep, and I'm reaching over him to get the Post-it notes.
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'OLTL' has now allowed me to sing through the character as Blair. If you've followed my 20-some-odd-year career, you know I am a singer.
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If I say 'Find me an interesting painting' to Google, someday a robot could go around the Picasso museum and take a picture for me.
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Food is my favourite thing in the world. I always say if I ate what I actually wanted to eat I'd be in one of those electronic scooters because I'd be too big.
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There is no question at all that Manson was sending Tex, Sadie, Katie, and Linda out on his mission of murder.
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All of Hollywood was convinced that 'Gone with the Wind' would be a colossal disaster and rather hoped it would be.
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A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
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The soul can split the sky in two and let the face of God shine through.
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I started off in comedy, but that's just where I got my work. I've always been an actor.
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Cancer is something that, tragically, affects almost all of our lives.
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I was married for 10 minutes into a Southern family.
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I don't like the word 'balance.' To me, that somehow conjures up conflict between work and family... as long as we think of these things as conflicting, we will never have happiness. True happiness comes from integration... of work, family, self, community.
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You want people to buy you as just about anything. So if they think that you're one thing, it's hard to slip into, you know, all these other things.
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I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's a little edgy for Saturday night.
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Jesus isn't a mirror that reflects back all the reasons why we totally suck. .. Instead, Jesus is the one who says, "Just keep walking toward me, and I will help you increase your capacity to receive and to give love.
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As a mom of three young kids, it's difficult to reserve a big chunk of time for shopping, so I try to get my gifts little by little throughout the year. I think this is especially helpful for those of us who are budget conscious.
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I'm so weird and quirky, and painfully awkward sometimes.
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There is no self-interest completely unrelated to others' interests. Due to the fundamental interconnectedness which lies at the heart of reality, your interest is also my interest. From this it becomes clear that "my" interest and "your" interest are intimately connected. In a deep sense, they converge.
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If there is no peace in the minds of individuals, how can there be peace in the world? Make peace in your own mind first.
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I spent much of my life dying for somebody to help me even file for a patent or make a prototype. I understand that.