Bill Bailey (Mark Robert Bailey) Quotes
The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.
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If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice.
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France is a fantastic country. It's between the Anglo-Saxon and Latin cultures. We have some of the Anglo-Saxon rigor, and some of the Latin quirkiness.
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We are born believing. A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples.
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One thing I noticed working in the Bronx is that leaders come in the craziest places. They don't always show up at community board meetings. Sometimes it's just the guys on the corner that the boys on the block respect.
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Empathy is a virtue, but it should not be a guiding judicial principle.
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Europe is especially vulnerable to terrorists who may hide among the refugees pouring across its borders.
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'The Simpsons' money got bigger and bigger. When I left 'The Simpsons', no one thought that this thing was going to still be around. It's the cumulative effect. It's like, 'Oh my God, 25 years later, and it's still coming in.'
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If I had taken a doctoral degree, it would have stifled any writing capacity.
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It was exactly what was released two months later with the exception of a couple of reaction shots which we went back in to get. I liked the movie very much and asked him what the studio's problem was. I felt that he was at a point where they might have worn him down.
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What you learn is that you can't please everyone all the time.
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If you're in your early 20s and you're hanging out with a bunch of other people in their early 20s, nobody has a sense of the kinds of problems that real 'workers' run into every day. They're running into a completely different set of problems like 'What's the party going on right now that I should be going to?'
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The ability to convince people of the wackiest notions - and both parties can do it - it's part of the dumbing down of America that's really highly problematic.
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I don't treasure things much - just people. And pets.
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Everybody has problems.
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I love a man with stubble. It's very sexy.
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I was friends with President Ronald Reagan and he once said to me, 'I don't know how anybody can serve in public office without being an actor.'
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Being a single woman is like going off to war.
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Health clubs aren't healthy. In New York City, which has the most stairs of anywhere in the country, people pay money to go to a health club and use a stair master. When you live in a city, that has nothing but stairs and you pay money to use special stairs, that is not healthy behavior. It's fucking PSYCHOTIC!
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There are three types of innovations that affect jobs and capital: empowering innovations, sustaining innovations and efficiency innovations.
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She is still less civilized than man, largely because she has not been educated.
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My music is constantly changing because I am. I'm writing it and changing as I'm writing.
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I just want us to all have a good time and to party and enjoy this life, because it's too short. It's too short.
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The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.
