Larry the Cable Guy Quotes
Did you know that when a baby poops its diaper, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
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Hollywood is strange in and of itself. People dress up and pretend to be other people, and you can either make millions of dollars, or no money. It's odd.
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I worked on the line, I've been an executive chef, I've worked for the Mets, I've worked for various steakhouses, vegetarian restaurants, a lot of Middle Eastern stuff. I've worked my fair share of a lot of different things. I've worked at festivals and street fairs, you know? I've been through it all.
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MTV didn't call. I guess I wasn't hip and groovy enough.
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Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
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If you write a novel alone you sit and you weave a little narrative. And it's O.K., but it's of no account.
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Corruption, the greatest single bane of our society today.
Olusegun Obasanjo
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In Hollywood they're getting younger, but believe me, it's not the food. It's the plastic surgery.
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When you're shooting a TV show, there's not a lot of time to build character.
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The conception that, instead of this, contemporary society is at or near a turning point is very prominent in the views of a school of social scientists who, though they are still comparatively few, are getting more and more of a hearing.
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I like cinema. I am very fond of it. But from time to time I feel like having some time on my own.
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Richard Lester is a wonderful director, a great comedy director, of course.
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Women often come up not knowing how to make decisions. We get wishy-washy. We become great wage earners - breadwinners - but we don't know how to control empires.
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Still falls the rain - dark as the world of man, black as our loss - blind as the nineteen hundred and forty nails upon the Cross.
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I think that the greatest lesson I learned from my father is just having compassion towards people.
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A lot of people have a sense-of-entitlement mentality that somebody else ought to do these things for them. People are mad at the government for not getting jobs for them. I don't understand why it's the government's responsibility.
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The emotive power of hummus all over the Middle East cannot be overstated, being the focus of some serious tribal rivalries.
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You know rule one for the vice president is make sure you never upstage the president, right? It's rule one.
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I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't.
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You wonder, 'How could it possibly be me?' Well, of course it could happen to you. You have it. Then, of course, you wake up every morning, and you hope it's a bad dream. Then you wake up. I have cancer.
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In a way, Jersey really supports rock, maybe more than New York City and Long Island. I know plenty of bands that tour and do much better at Starland or other clubs in New Jersey than others in the tri-state area.
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Melania rarely wears American labels, with the exception of Ralph Lauren, who created a duplication of a Jackie Kennedy look, which was basically a costume anyway.
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I'd sneak out of the house to meet girls at 3:30 a.m.
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Did you know that when a baby poops its diaper, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
