Chic Murray (Charles Thomas McKinnon "Chic" Murray) Quotes
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
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I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.
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A lot of newspaper columns used to be written in a rat-a-tat-tat, fast-paced style - and they tended to be funny. They were a little relief from the grimmer, grayer parts of the newspaper, and one of the best people at doing this was Will Rogers.
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Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
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When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny.
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My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it's what you need when, well, it's what anyone needs in this world.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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I saw Quentin Tarantino's 'Django Unchained,' and you could say a lot of things against it, but it was incredible fun. I don't like blood and gore, and I am very squeamish about violence, but Tarantino's violence is actually funny.
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I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
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And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
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It's just funny that Americans have to contend with 2000 channels, and 60 different specific news sources, and the confusion that it creates, and the junk that we get to see is hilarious.
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I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.
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I tend to like dry humor.
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What I'm trying to do is put back into rap music what's missing - which is the good part, the fun part, that party part.
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You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.
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And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
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Whatever's missing in your relationship, including a marriage, is what you're not bringing to it.
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But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.
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I look at the camera as sort of a missing link between motion picture photography and still photography.
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I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'
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It's great to see that kind of support online. For people to be messaging myself, my nan and the rest of my family, all the support has been great.
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A political consultant, when we first started thinking about Senate race, said, "You can have one funny name. You can be 'Barack Smith.' Or you can be 'Joe Obama.' But 'Barack Obama' - that's not gonna work."
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Critics write out of intellectual exercise, not poets. Poets write straight from the heart.
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You don't reward reaction; you reward results.
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I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
