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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
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I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
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I don't believe that competitions are important.
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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
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My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.
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Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called 'Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You'.
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She said, 'Spell 'ant' ', and I wrote out the entire alphabet. She said, 'That doesn't spell 'ant' ', and I said, 'It's in there somewhere! There's the A, there's the N, there's the T – the rest are silent!'
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