Jack Benny Quotes
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Gray hairs are signs of wisdom if you hold your tongue, speak and they are but hairs, as in the young.
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I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.
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I don't know why my shoes are so popular - I am always surprised and mystified by it.
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I love sparkly eyes for the holidays, especially New Year's Eve.
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I come from Nigeria, and we live by the idea that it takes a village. So my entire team. I live by my team: my friends, my neighbors, my teachers - they're the people who taught me how to be a free actor.
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I am trying to do comedy on every single medium. I consider myself a public servant.
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It is not right to associate the fight against international terrorist networks with an imaginary crusade against Islam.
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One of the pleasantest things about book writing is that sometimes it brings one in touch with old friends.
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I'm a writer who simply can't know what I'm writing about until the writing lets me discover it. In a sense, my writing process embraces the gapped nature of my memory process, leaping across spaces that represent all I've lost and establishing fresh patterns within all that remains.
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What you do on tour is you build this 'You and me against the world' thing.
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I had two different degrees: One in International Relations/Political Science and another degree in Radio and Television Production.
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It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it's one damn thing over and over.
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I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
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I'm a professor. I know that people in research labs can do miraculous things if they're given the resources.
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I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott & Costello. My television influences were 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' 'Benny Hill,' and 'Hee Haw.'
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If the urge to write should ever leave me, I want that day to be my last.
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You're in a scene with Laura Linney or Oliver Platt or John Hickey or Alan Alda and these amazing actors and actresses, and you're like, 'Oh my God, I haven't even started; I'm nothing compared to these people!'
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We have been supporting GIS in schools for more than 25 years.
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It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects.
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My decision has been that anyone who breaks the law will be prosecuted. If you're a parent or you're a single person or you happen to have a family, if you cross between the ports of entry, we will refer you for prosecution. You've broken U.S. law.
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I learned how to cross-country ski.
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Post-structuralism is among other things a kind of theoretical hangover from the failed uprising of ‘68, a way of keeping the revolution warm at the level of language, blending the euphoric libertarianism of that moment with the stoical melancholia of its aftermath.
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The past is the present, isn’t it? It’s the future too.
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Bob Crosby: That's like keeping the smog and throwing away Los Angeles.
