Brian Regan Quotes

I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... "I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig! Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth!"

Brian Regan

• Comedy
• Crime
• Horrible
• Mouths
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• In general, I think the world is a good place if you work hard, believe in yourself, have good intentions, and if you are kind to people, I believe that good things happen to you.

  

  Rachel Platten
  • People
  • World
  • Good

• It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

  

  Dan Castellaneta
  • Play
  • Write
  • Right

• One of my dreams is to walk down the runway during Fashion Week!

  

  Zendaya
  • Fashion
  • Dreams
  • Week

• In Hinduism, conscience, reason and independent thinking have no scope for development.

  

  Babasaheb
  • Thinking
  • Independent

• I'm a political conservative.

  

  P. J. O'Rourke
  • Political
  • Conservative

• But since I am in the music industry, I don't want anyone to download music, not on September 9th.

  

  Obie Trice
  • Music
  • Industry
  • Download

• I don't have a real home. When I got 'Avatar,' I sold everything that I owned because I knew it was going to be a long journey. I've got two bags, and that was four years ago, and I've been working ever since, and I've still only got two bags - a bag of books and a bag of clothes. That's about it.

  

  Sam Worthington
  • Long
  • Real
  • Home

• Some days I totally appreciate everything that's happening to me, and some days I feel everyone's waiting for me to mess up.

  

  Taylor Swift
  • Me
  • Waiting
  • Feel

• Before you have kids, you're like, 'I hope I don't die on this plane,' or, 'I hope I don't die crossing the street.' It's all me, me, me. 'What do I want to eat? What do I want to do?' But when you have a baby, and you would just happily stand in front of a bus to save her, it's a ferocious commitment to protecting your charge.

  

  Lake Bell
  • Kids
  • Hope
  • Die

• What I'm trying to argue, as passionately as I can, is that the Jesus story isn't worth dying for, it's worth living for. Jesus presents a third way, a way of being in the worth that embraces the Sermon on the Mount, with its challenge to violence and greed.

  

  Jay Parini
  • Trying
  • Jesus
  • Challenge

• I grew up in a neighborhood that had a lot of things to offer, good and bad.

  

  Anthony Santos Aventura
  • Up
  • Good
  • Bad

• I feel like people believe I'm thinking a different thing than I am because I have this look about me.

  

  Blake Griffin
  • People
  • Believe
  • Different

• A risk-insensitive leverage ratio can be a useful backstop to risk-based capital requirements. But such a ratio can have perverse incentives if it is the binding capital requirement because it treats relatively safe activities, such as central clearing, as equivalent to the most risky activities.

  

  Jerome Powell
  • Risk

• I just want to support my mom. I have everything I need. I don't need to buy anything.

  

  Austin Seferian-Jenkins
  • Support
  • Mom

• I'm 69 kilos; I don't have a burden on my back.

  

  Neymar

• I just have to remember that everybody has their time.

  

  Demetrius Shipp, Jr.
  • Time
  • Remember

• I've been advised not to have any more children for medical reasons, so that's it - the shop has closed, even though I would have loved a daughter.

  

  Toni Braxton
  • Children
  • Daughter

• There is such thing as a 'smart bomb' - bombs are smart these days, you know.

  

  Adolfo Perez Esquivel
  • Smart

• A doctrine of class war seemed to provide a solution to the problem of poverty to people who know nothing about how wealth is created.

  

  Jeane Kirkpatrick
  • People
  • War
  • Poverty

• The connection between pathos and broad comedy is very tight. But you do far more work in a comedy scene than you do in a straight scene. It's much harder.

  

  Jerry Lewis
  • Work
  • Comedy
  • Connection

• I've been lucky enough to play many different roles from darker characters to family orientated shows to comedy.

  

  Andrew-Lee Potts
  • Different
  • Family
  • Comedy

• When you start forcing things, that's when you get hurt.

  

  John John Florence
  • Hurt

• I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling.

  

  Richard Pryor
  • Walking
  • Forget
  • Week

• I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... "I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig! Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth!"

  

  Brian Regan
  • Comedy
  • Crime
  • Horrible