Brian Regan Quotes
My parents didn't know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk.
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We all, as engineers, doctors, have a big responsibility to bring smiles on the faces of suffering humanity.
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I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.
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If I'm elected president, we will repeal every word of Obamacare.
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I'm kind of an antsy person.
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Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged.
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I have an obsession with knowing the answers to things. When I don't know what happened, it just bothers me, gets under my skin, and I need to write about it.
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I remember being in a history lesson and saying to my teacher, 'How come you never talk about black scientists and inventors and pioneers?' And she looked at me and said, 'Because there aren't any.'
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Hip-hop is bigger than the South; hip-hop is bigger than New York.
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Despotism is the only form of government which may with safety to itself, neglect the education of its infant poor.
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Texas is not really a red state - it's just a non-voting state.
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For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
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Our value proposition to consumers is so much more about completeness than freshness. Having the complete season is so much more valuable, in our business model, than having last night's episode.
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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
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It is very difficult for us to know we love somebody because it is an insecure position to be in. But in the end, it is important to be honest about your love because life is not that long.
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Schon ist mein Blick am Hügel, dem besonnten, dem Wege, den ich kaum begann, voran. So fasst uns das, was wir nicht fassen konnten, voller Erscheinung, aus der Ferne an-und wandelt uns, auch wenn wirs nicht erreichen, in jenes, das wir, kaum es ahnend, sind; ein Zeichen weht, erwidernd unserm Zeichen... Wir aber spüren nur den Gegenwind.
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Conspiracy theorists of the world, believers in the hidden hands of the Rothschilds and the Masons and the Illuminati, we skeptics owe you an apology. You were right. The players may be a little different, but your basic premise is correct: The world is a rigged game.
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I grew up in North Yorkshire, but now London is home.
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If you're presented with choices that steer you toward your worst instincts, that's what you'll choose. If I'm presented with Snickers bars, I won't necessarily seek out kale.
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Don't do small stuff early in your energy cycle or you'll blow your 'golden hours,' but occasionally you have to do the 'possible' to develop the momentum for the killer task.
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I would love to see as many of the black players as possible in today's Major League Baseball make every effort to go to the Negro Leagues Museum and get a first-hand view of how it all started.
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I haven't had the time to say, 'I'm retiring.' But baseball says, 'You're retired.'
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But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.
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My parents didn't know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk.
