Brian Regan Quotes
It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny.
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My mom, she is the most unbelievable mom that you could ever have in your entire life and she's always with me on everything. The most I've ever been away from her is two days. I love her more than anybody could ever know.
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Meditation is difficult for many people because their thoughts are always on some distant object or place. One form of meditation is to label the thought as it appears and then choose to let it go.
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What we want is to establish the rules of a market economy - not to plan its outcome.
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Nature holds the key to our aesthetic, intellectual, cognitive and even spiritual satisfaction.
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If the same energy went into marketing movies to women as they do on the other demographics we might see more of a spike.
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Civilization, to be worthy of the name, must afford other methods of settling human differences than those of blood letting.
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When my mum first told me she got sick, I didn't cry. I probably cried over my mum's illness twice.
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As a trial lawyer in front of a jury and an author of true-crime books, credibility has always meant everything to me. My only master and my only mistress are the facts and objectivity. I have no others.
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I thought I should be a fool to allow work to interfere with a delight in the passing moment that I might never enjoy again so fully.
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God, beam me up!
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Camel caravans bear witness guns to Caesar. Hordes crawl and seep inside the walls. The streets flow stone. Life goes on absorbing war. Violence kills the temple of no sex.
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Done right, precision can help clarify, plus it's fun.
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I'm a huge fan of the 'James Bond' genre.
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There are terrific models for success with reluctant readers, but many school systems and state governments need to set aside their 'not invented here' and 'we have more important problems than education' attitudes.
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Poverty is the only load which is the heavier the more loved ones there are to assist in bearing it.
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Too many Christians have a commitment of convenience. They'll stay faithful as long as it's safe and doesn't involve risk, rejection, or criticism. Instead of standing alone in the face of challenge or temptation, they check to see which way their friends are going.
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Maybe I'm too young to keep good love from going wrong, but tonight you're on my mind, so you never know.
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Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
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I don't see a utopia anywhere for me.
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The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
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Over the years, I have perfected my “just rolled out of bed” style by, more often than not, just rolling out of bed. I’ve cultivated the look since I’ve found that ladies like my messy hair—it’s an excuse to run their fingers through it. More important, it’s yet another component to my whole strategy: nothing works better in a wolf’s quest for getting laid than looking like you’ve just gotten laid.
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I think a lot of programs, policies have been put in place since 9/11, have prevented a 9/11-style attack. On the other hand, I think the threat has become greater, not lesser.
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Praise leads to weakness. Getting it causes fear, losing it causes fear.
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It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny.
