Brian Regan Quotes
I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by that.
Quotes to Explore
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It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
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For the year after I left government service, I worked as a consultant to the Republican National Committee because the lawyers advised that was the proper way for me to comply with ethics regulations and continue to advise the President.
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There is lasting kindness in Heaven when no kindness is found upon earth.
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A lot of things can't be modeled very well.
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Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that.
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You can't build a society without law.
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When you were straight, evil thoughts and memories came pouring up out of the darkness inside you; buzzing black flies clinging to the insides of your skull.
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You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.
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No one wrote better about the sin of pride, the corruption of power and the redemption of love. I will miss you, Gabriel García Márquez.
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But now the giant heads of Plato and Socrates, each with an expression of penetrating wisdom carved on his white features, surveyed the river and the melon beds beyond.
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So, from a very young age, my mom tells me that I wanted to be Michael J. Fox. I didn't want to be an actor. I just wanted to be Michael J. Fox for awhile. And then, I realized that he was an actor, so I pursued that.
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Our saving grace! Um, as a species [humans] we can be pretty warm and fuzzy. But maybe for this, it's the adaptability, or the heart and soul. We're not all that bad. I don't really know!
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I have always been drawn to child-related causes. I find that people listen to me more when I advocate for children now that I have my own.
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I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool.
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I think a comedian has to be low status on some level; that gives you the right to do all sorts of jokes about all sorts of different kinds of people.
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I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by that.
