Burton Malkiel Quotes
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.
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Don't take for granted that the worthiness of your cause will win you allies; bring it down to a scale that people can relate to.
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Cash is available and we should use that in larger amounts, as is necessary, to solve the problems of the stress of this.
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I don't believe that heavy strings make it all that much bigger-sounding. If anything, it can mess up your fingers, and you can get tendonitis, which is not cool.
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I wish for showers of blessings to come into your life so you can get on with your great work. This is it! Forever endeavor.
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Every joke in 'The Office' was unexpected. I cringed; I could hardly look. I cried with laughter.
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When people recognise me they just kind of go 'Hi how are you,' really kind of cool you know.
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I can show you that the art of calculation has to do with odd and even numbers in their numerical relations to themselves and to each other.
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I want India to come into her own and that state cannot be better defined by any single word than Swaraj.
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It is clear that Economics, if it is to be a science at all, must be a mathematical science ... simply because it deals with quantities... As the complete theory of almost every other science involves the use of calculus, so we cannot have a true theory of Economics without its aid.
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Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
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It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
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I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!
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The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
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Next time you bump your head, try to imagine being a monkey and getting a steel plate smashed into your skull at 50 miles per hour. Then, only then should you feel compelled to tell me that I'm wrong about my opinions. For all these things have happened in the name of science. They continue in abundance till this day.
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I bet it breaks your heart to have two of your friends pine for me the way they do," he said proudly. "Luna...and now Scarlet. They can't keep their hands off of me." "It's just because you are foreign to them. It's like if they went to the zoo and stared at the monkeys. You are the monkey.
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The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
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I'm like the LION, i'm not the GAZELLE.
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A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.
