Burton Malkiel Quotes
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.Burton Malkiel
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Don't take for granted that the worthiness of your cause will win you allies; bring it down to a scale that people can relate to.
Samantha Power -
Cash is available and we should use that in larger amounts, as is necessary, to solve the problems of the stress of this.
Alan Greenspan -
I don't believe that heavy strings make it all that much bigger-sounding. If anything, it can mess up your fingers, and you can get tendonitis, which is not cool.
Steve Lukather Toto -
I wish for showers of blessings to come into your life so you can get on with your great work. This is it! Forever endeavor.
Alexander Polinsky -
Every joke in 'The Office' was unexpected. I cringed; I could hardly look. I cried with laughter.
Ian Watson -
When people recognise me they just kind of go 'Hi how are you,' really kind of cool you know.
Rachel Stevens
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I can show you that the art of calculation has to do with odd and even numbers in their numerical relations to themselves and to each other.
Plato -
I want India to come into her own and that state cannot be better defined by any single word than Swaraj.
Mahatma Gandhi -
It is clear that Economics, if it is to be a science at all, must be a mathematical science ... simply because it deals with quantities... As the complete theory of almost every other science involves the use of calculus, so we cannot have a true theory of Economics without its aid.
William Stanley Jevons -
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm de Chazal -
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
Finley Peter Dunne -
I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!
Courtney Love
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The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
Henry Ward Beecher -
Next time you bump your head, try to imagine being a monkey and getting a steel plate smashed into your skull at 50 miles per hour. Then, only then should you feel compelled to tell me that I'm wrong about my opinions. For all these things have happened in the name of science. They continue in abundance till this day.
Rikki Rockett Poison -
So instead she settled on, "Did my father put you up to this?" Hale exhaled a quick laugh and shook his head. "He hasn't returned my calls since Barcelona." He leaned closer and whispered, "I think he might still be mad at me." "Yeah, well, that makes two of us." "Hey," Hale snapped. "We all agreed that that monkey seemed perfectly well trained at the time.
Ally Carter -
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.
Sid Waddell -
See that your children be taught, not only the labors of the earth, but the loveliness of it.
John Ruskin -
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.
Burton Malkiel