Burton Malkiel Quotes
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.
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Don't take for granted that the worthiness of your cause will win you allies; bring it down to a scale that people can relate to.
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Cash is available and we should use that in larger amounts, as is necessary, to solve the problems of the stress of this.
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I don't believe that heavy strings make it all that much bigger-sounding. If anything, it can mess up your fingers, and you can get tendonitis, which is not cool.
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I wish for showers of blessings to come into your life so you can get on with your great work. This is it! Forever endeavor.
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Every joke in 'The Office' was unexpected. I cringed; I could hardly look. I cried with laughter.
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When people recognise me they just kind of go 'Hi how are you,' really kind of cool you know.
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I can show you that the art of calculation has to do with odd and even numbers in their numerical relations to themselves and to each other.
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I want India to come into her own and that state cannot be better defined by any single word than Swaraj.
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It is clear that Economics, if it is to be a science at all, must be a mathematical science ... simply because it deals with quantities... As the complete theory of almost every other science involves the use of calculus, so we cannot have a true theory of Economics without its aid.
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Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
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It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
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I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!
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So instead she settled on, "Did my father put you up to this?" Hale exhaled a quick laugh and shook his head. "He hasn't returned my calls since Barcelona." He leaned closer and whispered, "I think he might still be mad at me." "Yeah, well, that makes two of us." "Hey," Hale snapped. "We all agreed that that monkey seemed perfectly well trained at the time.
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The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
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You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.
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Great is God our Lord, great is His power and there is no end to His wisdom. Praise Him you heavens, glorify Him, sun and moon and you planets. For out of Him and through Him, and in Him are all things..... We know, oh, so little. To Him be the praise, the honor and the glory from eternity to eternity.
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A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.
