Dave Beard Quotes
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
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Relationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it's a green light.
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I can do a little bit of comedy. I can be in an in-between place, where I can do a little bit.
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One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
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I can barely turn on my computer!
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I will go so far as to say probably smoking had something to do with my pancreatic cancer.
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I can swear like a fishwife.
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I can never decide whether my dreams are the result of my thoughts, or my thoughts the result of my dreams.
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I can clap with one hand.
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I'm nearly blind. I can hardly see. But I'm taking some herbs. Something quacky.
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I'm happiest when I can just be a director and watch.
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I can only focus on doing what's right.
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I mean, like, I can go in a room and say, look, 'Watchmen' should be at least 15 minutes longer than 'Batman.' I mean, that's, like, any geek will tell you that.
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I'm not a snob. I can make a meal out of anything. I can eat anywhere.
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I never was able to do karate. That's calling me a good actor. I act like I can do anything.
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If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel.
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I've tried a few times to depart from what I know I can do, and I've failed. I've tried to work outside the studio, but it introduces too many variables that I can't control. I'm really quite narrow, you know.
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I can unite the people of Israel, so I won't speak about controversial issues, which divide the people.
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When I sit at that typewriter, I have to be frightened of what I'm trying to do. I'm frightened by my own belief that I can actually get a story down on paper.
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And what does really matter? That is easy: thinking and doing, doing and thinking--and these are the sum of all wisdom. . . . Both must move ever onward in life, to and fro, like breathing in and breathing out.
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I regard large inherited wealth as a misfortune, which merely serves to dull men's faculties. A man who possesses great wealth should, therefore, allow only a small portion to descend to his relatives. Even if he has children, I consider it a mistake to hand over to them considerable sums of money beyond what is necessary for their education. To do so merely encourages laziness and impedes the healthy development of the individual's capacity to make an independent position for himself.
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It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.
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I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
