Dave Beard Quotes
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
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Relationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it's a green light.
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I can do a little bit of comedy. I can be in an in-between place, where I can do a little bit.
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One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
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I can barely turn on my computer!
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I will go so far as to say probably smoking had something to do with my pancreatic cancer.
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I can swear like a fishwife.
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I can never decide whether my dreams are the result of my thoughts, or my thoughts the result of my dreams.
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I can clap with one hand.
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I'm nearly blind. I can hardly see. But I'm taking some herbs. Something quacky.
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I'm happiest when I can just be a director and watch.
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I can only focus on doing what's right.
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I mean, like, I can go in a room and say, look, 'Watchmen' should be at least 15 minutes longer than 'Batman.' I mean, that's, like, any geek will tell you that.
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I'm not a snob. I can make a meal out of anything. I can eat anywhere.
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I never was able to do karate. That's calling me a good actor. I act like I can do anything.
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If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel.
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I've tried a few times to depart from what I know I can do, and I've failed. I've tried to work outside the studio, but it introduces too many variables that I can't control. I'm really quite narrow, you know.
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I can unite the people of Israel, so I won't speak about controversial issues, which divide the people.
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When I sit at that typewriter, I have to be frightened of what I'm trying to do. I'm frightened by my own belief that I can actually get a story down on paper.
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'Tryin' to Get the Feeling' has been a revelation. I'd forgotten how powerful that was. I'd forgotten how deep I can crawl into that one, and maybe because I'm older it means even more.
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well – you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
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In a typically contradictory move, globalisation, while promoting economic integration among elites, has exacerbated sectarianism everywhere else.
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It was a downriver 10-K in the mouth of the Amazon. I won in an hour and 20 minutes. It has to be one of the fastest times ever swum. The race director said there were no piranhas in that part of the Amazon. The water was too dirty.
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I'd like to be remembered as someone who got others to recognize the potential that was within them.
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I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
