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	I wanted to be a writer first, and I struck out in the world to be a writer first, and then found stand-up as a more creative outlet, as a 3D way to be creative.   
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	Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.   
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	Perfect. Why was this so hard to find?”The other type of perfect is the type you never could have expected and then could never replicate.   
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	'The Office' is less a comedy than so many other 'comedies' that have been on the air. It's really about the balance between what is real and what is comic.   
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	I'm a believer in trusting the director.   
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	Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy.   
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	The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.   
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	I do not have very much office experience.   
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	Different people have different styles, but there is an opportunity as a director to be a writer in every moment, with every visual cue and every piece of production design. Everything is a decision, and everything can be obsessed over.   
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	If people are well paid for reality television and cotton candy and dunking a basketball, why can't they be well paid for changing young minds?   
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	There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.   
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	I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings.   
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	It's not always enough to be brave, I realized years later. You have to be brave and contribute something positive, too. Brave on its own is just a party trick.   
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	Mindy Kaling gets her own line in the acknowledgments, as previously negotiated by her representatives. Thanks, Mindy. I love you and you're the best.   
