Zach Galifianakis Quotes
The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.
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To be at ease is better than to be at business. Nothing really belongs to us but time, which even he has who has nothing else.
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It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's a fan of you already, they can take what you do and make it work for what they're doing. You don't know their vision, and you're thinking, 'How is this guy going to take what I do and make it work in this movie?'
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I just didn't expect an acoustic version of Rock'n'Roll All Nite.
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Never hire someone who knows less than you do about what he's hired to do.
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I'm not very good in crowds, so I usually try to become as small as possible.
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Finally, my manager negotiated a deal where I got to produce my own records.
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I have been the victim of heartless malice.
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Art is to me the glorification of the human spirit, and as such it is the cultural documentation of the time in which it is produced.
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Don't overact the story of your name. Overact the story of your work.
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I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan.
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Wit invents; inspiration reveals. The inventions of wit are conceits - metaphors and paradoxes - that discover the secret correspondences that unite beings and things among and with themselves; inspiration is condemned to dissipate its revelations - unless a form can be found to contain them.
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To be able to take my pictures, I have to look, all the time, at the people and places I care about.
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I'm never gonna change the skin, right? I'm very proud of what it implies and what it has meant to me... but then again, in Congress, I hope to make my mark as a colleague and as a leader.
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For me to be as effective as possible, I intend to sharpen those skills I need to successfully lead an organization that is growing in size and complexity with each passing year.
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At the end of the day I want to be the guy who experienced music in all type of ways, with hip-hop being the roots of it.
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In high school, I played in a Rush cover band.
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Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
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A lot of people I've played with see me as a scorer and a shooter. I'm still fast and everything like that, but then, when they see me dunk, it's like 'Oh, damn.'
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Who's the dummy writing this show?!
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I've always been given respect because I'm kind of mannish, and I'm not a great beauty. I've never played the coquette card because I'm no good at it.
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Then she was kissing him as she had never kissed him before...and it was blissful oblivion, better than firewhisky; she was the only real thing in the world.
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In the Army, because the stakes are so high - right? - you can't just be a yes-man and say, 'Great idea, boss!' if you don't believe it - right? - because lives are at stake. And the commanders that I've worked for, they want frank assessments; they want criticism and feedback.
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Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense.
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The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.
