Zach Galifianakis Quotes
The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.
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To be at ease is better than to be at business. Nothing really belongs to us but time, which even he has who has nothing else.
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It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's a fan of you already, they can take what you do and make it work for what they're doing. You don't know their vision, and you're thinking, 'How is this guy going to take what I do and make it work in this movie?'
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I just didn't expect an acoustic version of Rock'n'Roll All Nite.
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Never hire someone who knows less than you do about what he's hired to do.
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I'm not very good in crowds, so I usually try to become as small as possible.
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Finally, my manager negotiated a deal where I got to produce my own records.
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I have been the victim of heartless malice.
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Art is to me the glorification of the human spirit, and as such it is the cultural documentation of the time in which it is produced.
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Don't overact the story of your name. Overact the story of your work.
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I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan.
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Wit invents; inspiration reveals. The inventions of wit are conceits - metaphors and paradoxes - that discover the secret correspondences that unite beings and things among and with themselves; inspiration is condemned to dissipate its revelations - unless a form can be found to contain them.
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To be able to take my pictures, I have to look, all the time, at the people and places I care about.
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I'm never gonna change the skin, right? I'm very proud of what it implies and what it has meant to me... but then again, in Congress, I hope to make my mark as a colleague and as a leader.
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For me to be as effective as possible, I intend to sharpen those skills I need to successfully lead an organization that is growing in size and complexity with each passing year.
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At the end of the day I want to be the guy who experienced music in all type of ways, with hip-hop being the roots of it.
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In high school, I played in a Rush cover band.
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Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
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A lot of people I've played with see me as a scorer and a shooter. I'm still fast and everything like that, but then, when they see me dunk, it's like 'Oh, damn.'
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If the Senate can't perform its most basic responsibilities, I worry about how we're going to make the tough decisions and do the hard work that will be necessary to get our country on a path to fiscal solvency.
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Modern American war is as easy to script as a B movie.
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Sometimes I do stuff where people say, 'Why did you do that?' And you know, it's very simple. I do it because I've never done it before.
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I am a big Vespa enthusiast, and I enjoy the state park aspect of California. It's awfully nice to ride my little scooter through the mountains and then wind up at the ocean.
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The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.
