Zach Galifianakis Quotes
The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.

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To be at ease is better than to be at business. Nothing really belongs to us but time, which even he has who has nothing else.
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It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's a fan of you already, they can take what you do and make it work for what they're doing. You don't know their vision, and you're thinking, 'How is this guy going to take what I do and make it work in this movie?'
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I just didn't expect an acoustic version of Rock'n'Roll All Nite.
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Never hire someone who knows less than you do about what he's hired to do.
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I'm not very good in crowds, so I usually try to become as small as possible.
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Retiring for good wasn't difficult. I knew at the time it was right. I was no longer capable of achieving the standards I'd set myself and there was no light at the end of the tunnel.
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Finally, my manager negotiated a deal where I got to produce my own records.
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I have been the victim of heartless malice.
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Art is to me the glorification of the human spirit, and as such it is the cultural documentation of the time in which it is produced.
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Don't overact the story of your name. Overact the story of your work.
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It was treacherous. I think someone was injured. But I did love being there, we all did.
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I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan.
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Wit invents; inspiration reveals. The inventions of wit are conceits - metaphors and paradoxes - that discover the secret correspondences that unite beings and things among and with themselves; inspiration is condemned to dissipate its revelations - unless a form can be found to contain them.
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To be able to take my pictures, I have to look, all the time, at the people and places I care about.
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I'm never gonna change the skin, right? I'm very proud of what it implies and what it has meant to me... but then again, in Congress, I hope to make my mark as a colleague and as a leader.
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For me to be as effective as possible, I intend to sharpen those skills I need to successfully lead an organization that is growing in size and complexity with each passing year.
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At the end of the day I want to be the guy who experienced music in all type of ways, with hip-hop being the roots of it.
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In high school, I played in a Rush cover band.
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I think it's good for anybody to learn languages. Americans are particularly limited in that way. Europeans less so... We're beginning to have Spanish move in on English in the states because of all the people coming from Hispanic countries... and we're beginning to learn some Spanish. And I think that's a good thing... Only having one language is very limiting... You get to think that's the way the human race is made; there's only one language worth speaking... Well, this isn't good for English.
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As soon as I walk down that sticky six-mile patterned carpet that welcomes you at Heathrow, I buy the Sunday papers and read the fashion supplements cover to cover. Even though hardly a single word in them seems directed at any male who ever lived, I find them compulsive reading.
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I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!'
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First it was football, then basketball. I still think about going back to college and playing basketball. Another romantic thing was that I wanted to join the Army, but it was only because I loved the uniforms.
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What you believe one day isn't what you believe the next day and I think every writer secretly believes that they may never be able to do write good song or script again, but they can.
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The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.