Zach Galifianakis Quotes
My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

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Who is there that can adequately gauge the greatness of the humility, gentleness, self-surrender, revealed by the Lord of majesty in assuming human nature, in accepting the punishment of death, the shame of the cross?
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To be thrown onto the stand-up stage is an experience that you cannot fathom until you're actually there, because there's no place to go, and everyone is looking at you and you can't even see them because of the lights. And yet you have to manage to start talking and be funny on top of it.
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For someone who writes fiction, in order to activate the imagination and the unconscious, it's essential to be free.
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Sometimes you have to rest in certain games, but I want to play in every game.
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Where love is, there God is also.
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I never say too much about that in public interviews, because it disappoints the public to tell them you're not that crazy about a property you did that possibly they liked.
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If you were to ask me to choose between democratic values and wealth, power, prosperity and fame, I will very easily and without any doubt choose democratic values.
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I like to have something to base a role on.
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Actors do like watching girls parade down the runway for some reason.
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A lot of actors and actresses pull from past experiences.
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A lot of artists don't like the sound of their voice. They're put off by it.
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There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first; when you learn to live for others, they will live for you.
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Actually, if I could deliberately sit down and write a pop hit, all my songs would be pop hits! Let's put it this way. I play what I like to hear. And sometimes I like to hear something poppy, and sometimes I don't.
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A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
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Every European goes on the streets and sees medieval churches. Not if you live in Indianapolis.
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I'm not good at accepting help.
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The lyrics are so important to me. And that there is something going on in the lyrics. That the song actually has something to say.
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The utter incompetence of the U.N. is literally incomprehensible.
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I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
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We will be asked, "what did you love most in this world? What did you spend life doing? What did you run after? Will it last? The things that you chased, will they last? Will they help you, or will they hurt you when the illusion of this life has passed?"
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I love bringing the inanimate object to life.
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I follow cool. When I went up to see Steve Jobs, I said, 'The party's at this guy's house.'
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We end up producing the opposite of what we intended, and turn our children into unpopular, isolated adults.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.