Zach Galifianakis Quotes
My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.Zach Galifianakis
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To be thrown onto the stand-up stage is an experience that you cannot fathom until you're actually there, because there's no place to go, and everyone is looking at you and you can't even see them because of the lights. And yet you have to manage to start talking and be funny on top of it.
Garry Shandling -
For someone who writes fiction, in order to activate the imagination and the unconscious, it's essential to be free.
Manuel Puig -
Sometimes you have to rest in certain games, but I want to play in every game.
Wayne Rooney -
Where love is, there God is also.
Mahatma Gandhi -
I never say too much about that in public interviews, because it disappoints the public to tell them you're not that crazy about a property you did that possibly they liked.
Jackie Cooper -
If you were to ask me to choose between democratic values and wealth, power, prosperity and fame, I will very easily and without any doubt choose democratic values.
Narendra Modi
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I like to have something to base a role on.
Sam Heughan -
Actors do like watching girls parade down the runway for some reason.
Kate Moss -
A lot of actors and actresses pull from past experiences.
Maisie Williams -
A lot of artists don't like the sound of their voice. They're put off by it.
Narada Michael Walden -
There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first; when you learn to live for others, they will live for you.
Paramahansa Yogananda -
Actually, if I could deliberately sit down and write a pop hit, all my songs would be pop hits! Let's put it this way. I play what I like to hear. And sometimes I like to hear something poppy, and sometimes I don't.
Eddie Van Halen Van Halen
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A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
H. L. Mencken -
Every European goes on the streets and sees medieval churches. Not if you live in Indianapolis.
Umberto Eco -
I'm not good at accepting help.
Patricia Heaton -
The lyrics are so important to me. And that there is something going on in the lyrics. That the song actually has something to say.
Zac Brown Band -
The utter incompetence of the U.N. is literally incomprehensible.
Malcolm Wallop -
I hate changes of administrations, because I have all my villains in place and they are all taken away and replaced with faceless wonders nobody knows.
Pat Oliphant
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The position that I take partly as a result of living in Asia is where you stop living according to your expectations and you become available to experience things as they are.
Martha Beck -
God knows I tried to make it earlier in life, but with all due respect to myself, nothing I ever did was any good.
Jerry Van Dyke -
No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.
Max Beerbohm -
God in his omnipotence could not give more, in His wisdom He knew not how to give more, in His riches He had not more to give, than the Eucharist.
Saint Augustine -
My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
Zach Galifianakis