Zach Galifianakis Quotes
I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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The United States is supplying the most modern and sophisticated weaponry to Israel to the tune of billions of dollars every year.
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I find the whole situation of confronting an audience terrifying.
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Hungary is, in a word, in a state of WAR against the Hapsburg dynasty, a war of legitimate defence, by which alone it can ever regain independence and freedom.
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I influence people, hopefully on the positive side.
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Any good attacker will always beat a defender who's face-marking you.
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Before 2000, we were unable to design a single car; all the cars were designed in Japan, Europe or somewhere else. We were just converting.
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Customer expectations? Nonsense. No customer ever asked for the electric light, the pneumatic tire, the VCR, or the CD. All customer expectations are only what you and your competitor have led him to expect. He knows nothing else.
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The most important thing to realise is that everyone is capable of telling a story. It doesn't matter where we were born or how we grew up.
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Basically, my idea and explorations on fashion have not changed; however, I believe I'm going state-of-the-art on fashion.
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Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels.
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The thing is that pictures are everywhere. The question is what we don't see, and why don't we see so much. I just see it.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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You want all your books to stick around after you've gone.
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They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.
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I'm scared of any fighter I've ever fought because they are some dangerous people to be dealing with. That's also where the anxiety comes from.
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You can be very famous without being a great actress, and that's not good for me.
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I strongly support SNAP and will continue to urge my colleagues in Congress to provide adequate funding to this important program.
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I do feel kind of guilty sometimes 'cause, like, I could buy myself a $5,000 dress or a $3,000 dress, and I'm buying these things, but I'm knowing that my cousin need money for the rent. And then I gotta tell myself, 'Stop feeling guilty. You worked for this.'
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I don't know that I could play a complete and total mess. After awhile, I think I would be like, 'No, none of that!'
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A lot of concerts leave you wanting for something good to eat or drink while you're there.
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Every startup should address a real and demonstrated need in the world - if you build a solution to a problem lots of people have, it's so easy to sell your product to the world.
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It was both exciting and frustrating to work with an orchestral group.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
