Zach Galifianakis Quotes
I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
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If I get involved in a charity, I really want to be a part of it. I don't want to just put my name on your pamphlet.
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When I was in college, I learned to really take care of my body and figured out what works best for me and what doesn't work for me when it comes to my nutrition. That helped so much on the field because soccer is such a fitness-oriented game.
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A lot of times, I played bass on songs. Gene plays guitar on some songs.
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Any acceleration constitutes progress, Miss Glory. Nature had no understanding of the modern rate of work. From a technical standpoint the whole of childhood is pure nonsense. Simply wasted time. An untenable waste of time.
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I have my own people that make my clothes because it's hard for me to find stuff that fits.
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The United Nations has become a place where many countries seek to achieve a lynching of the United States by resolution.
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Coming up with ideas is really hard - they don't spontaneously pop into my head while I'm cutting vegetables.
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I never made a movie I would not take my family to see.
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Definition, rationality, and structure are ways of seeing, but they become prisons when they blank out other ways of seeing.
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If there's another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country.
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It is because of me that today the union government has sanctioned special funds for the development of Bihar.
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You had eight years before President Trump, a situation where the opposition party basically ran in opposition to the president on a platform of thinly based racism. That doesn't mean that the politicians themselves were outright racist, but when charges of birtherism came up, no one repudiated it.
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I was just lucky I lived in this time of mass-market paperbacks.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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The presumption of innocence, the benefit of the doubt, walking without worrying - these should not be hallmarks of white privilege. They are human rights - human rights - that should be enjoyed by all.
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For me, comedy is richer and larger than anything else.
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The song that's affected me the most profoundly is probably Michael Jackson's 'Thriller,' or, more specifically, the couple seconds of instrumental break before Vincent Price starts 'rapping.'
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Some movies are the kind you take home with you at the end of the day, and some, you can let go.
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When my body feels good, I feel more energized and alive, and that's sexy. I'm taking care of this body God gave me.
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Leaders, whatever the size of their organizations, are those willing to put the interests of other people before their own.
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I started to realize that there are a lot of people who are unaware of deaf culture, and I've been given a great platform to reframe the deaf community.
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I remember, around age three, peas growing in the back garden. Pinching them from their pods and popping them in the mouth was my first realisation that food came from somewhere other than a shelf.
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For me, ancestry is just one thing that connects us to people, and feeling connected to other people is generally a good thing, as long as one kind of connection does not have primacy over all the others. Heredity, race and nationhood are not the best criteria by which to judge our fellow humans.
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I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
