Zach Galifianakis Quotes
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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.
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To transform yourself is to transform your destiny.
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How emigration is actually lived - well, this depends on many factors: education, economic station, language, where one lands, and what support network is in place at the site of arrival.
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Novelists want to be published and need a publisher to decide to print 20,000 copies. So you need to entertain on some level. I want to reach out and connect.
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The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony.
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And yet it moves.
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I am a good and interested mother - which has surprised me.
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Being a fiction writer makes you someone who works with irresponsibility.
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Except for a handful of banks that just keep a handful of their loans in portfolio, on their balance sheet, every other loan that's originated in the United States - whether from a bank, mortgage company, mortgage broker - is sold into the secondary market.
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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
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I love being toned and having muscle; it's so sexy and beautiful. And I owe it 100 percent to yoga.
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There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, 'All right, then, have it your way.'
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Working with Sukumar was amazing. He's someone who trusts his actors and allows them to experiment with dialogues and scenes. When you're working with him, you learn a lot subconsciously, and that helped me in discovering the actor within.
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We only live once, but once is enough if we do it right. Live your life with class, dignity, and style so that an exclamation, rather than a question mark signifies it!
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When I hear of anyone walking into a lab and walking out with animals, my heart sings.
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I firmly believe that the benevolent Creator designed the republican Form of Government for Man.
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It ain't like midnight and cigarette smoke.It ain't like watered down whiskey and coke.I guess some things just don't mix like you hope.Like me and you.And diamond rings and old barstools.
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Every one excels in something in which another fails.
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If you want to meet a woman, it's best just to smile and say hi.
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New York is the coolest city. The place just never sleeps. It's amazing.
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I think the humor, when applied in the right amount, only serves to intensify the other emotions in a given song; it highlights them, makes them stand out.
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I was like you once, long time ago. I believed in the dignity of man. Decency. Humanity. But I was lucky. I found out the truth early, boy. And what is the truth, Stark? It's all very simple. There's no such thing as the dignity of man. Man is a base, pathetic and vulgar animal.
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When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese.
